RECIPE CONTEST, DESSERT: EDIBLE UNERWEAR

Edible Underwear

Materials
Fruit leather (fruit roll ups)
Thin licorice
Edible flowers
Flexible sheet candy


First you need to make some fruit leather:

1 bushel of apples - cored, peeled, and sliced
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar

In a large stock pot, cook the apples, water and sugar, covered, until they are boiled down to the consistency of apple sauce.

Put the apples on medium low heat and cook them for another 45 mins to an hour, uncovered, until they evaporate to about half of the bulk of the applesauce.

Spread the mixture evenly onto cookie sheets and then bake for about 10 to 12 hours at low temperature (approx. 150°)

The apple mixture should bake into tough chewy sheets of fruit leather.

Using kitchen scissors and a pattern you've cut out of construction paper or cardboard by laying your girlfriend's panties down and tracing around the front and then the back of them, cut the same pattern out of the fruit leather. Make sure to give about a half an inch all the way around - these won't stretch as neatly as regular underwear so you have to be careful to give them breathing room.

Attach the sides and crotch of the underwear together using shoestring licorice.

Everyone MUST try this.