A titter ran through the crowd.... you're BOTH bad!
When people tell me their latest news, if I'm in a mood I'll say, "I'll alert the media."
Craven you WOULD pick
that one, wouldn't you
You remind me SO MUCH
of my younger brother
MOVIE CONCESSION CLERK: Would you like butter on your popcorn?
SMART ALECK: Why, yes I would--but the imitation 'golden flavoring' will have to do.
As a child he swallowed a teaspoon and he hasn't stirred since.
Anon
Nope, pure idleness. His idea of stirring was to turn the electric blanket down to ' Medium'.
"The quickest way to a mans heart is through his chest":Mae West I believe.
Ah, dear ol' Mae
Judge: Miss West, you are dangerously close to expressing contempt for this court . . .
Mae: Oh really, yer Honor? I thought i was hidin' it pretty well."
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
To strive,to seek,to find,and not to yield. .. Alfred Lord Tennyson
Blow it out your ear. Margaret Houlihan
Favorite line.
1. If all else fails, read the instructions.
2. Did you plug it in?
A way to a man's heart is through is stomach...
Errr, I think you missed the point by abt 6 inches !!
"Sometimes, women say it's better to give, than to receive...so I give it to em'! YEAH!!!!"
-Sunshine
"No more calls, folks. I think we've got a winner..."
"Too many notes."
-Amadeus
