Holy crap, what possessed you, Deb!? You're gonna give a turkey a heart attack here! ...Incidentally, turkeys really CAN have heart attacks, in case you were wondering.
I read somewhere before that once when the Air Force was conducting test runs and breaking the sound barrier, fields of turkeys would drop dead.
While we're on this lovely subject,
here's an entire column Dave Barry dedicated to turkeys:
Dead or alive, turkeys can fowl up your life!