And now (dramatic pause) a very special Gilligan's Island...

I liked the one where they thought they were gonna get off the island, and then....

And the one where Mary Ann has an entopic pregnacy! That was cool.



I really liked the very special episode of the Partridge Family where Shirley Partridge and Ruben Kincade finally do it and Danny walks in and catches them.

Man. That was very special.

Gramma dint let me watch the "special episodes". We watched flippin Lawrence Welk while all the GOOD stuff was on.

Oh man. You missed out.

I do remember some movie staring Robbie Benson where he was a teenage alcholic and all the girls came to school the next day crying and in love with Robbie Benson.

But it wasn't a "very special" episode of anything but some kind of movie of the week.

I didn't watch that movie. I think I was busy watching "The Diary of Anne Frank" that night.

<humph>

I was raised by history buffs who had no real love of fiction.

Now Anne Frank, I can relate too. My little sis had Robbie Benson Posters, and all that Teen Beat crap....

History lasts, and where is Robbie flippin Benson?

Ah yes... "Tonight, on a very special Blossom..." [/NBC announcer voice]

One of the weirdest I remember was on that Diff'rent Strokes rip-off, Webster. They actually had a very special episode about a substitute teacher being a child molester. I see with a quick googling that the episode was called "The Uh-Oh Feeling." Ugh.

Remember the one where Andy and Barney walked in the sheriff's office and caught Otis doing Aunt Bea doggie style? I can still see the look on Barney's face.

Priceless.

So, is your sister okay these days, Rockhead? Sometimes I wonder if the women posting on the relationship thread all had Robbie Benson posters hanging on their walls.

You know, the whole "I can help him change" thing.

I really hope she escaped the curse of Robbie Benson.

Really I do.



Webster had a child molester!? For real? That was "very special". I'm going to quiz Mr. B if he saw that because he thinks there is a perv around every corner. Seriously.


Aunt Bee (not Aunt Bea, damnit, get it right) was a serious ho (in the Australian sense of ho, ho, ho). The song "Salty Dog" was kind of written about her after her fling with Daddy Darling.

Do you remember the one where Barney and "Juanita, Juanita, lovely Juanit (from her head to her feet, there is nothing so sweet) had the three way with Goober?

Very special.

Damn, I missed out. But, I can tell you all about Bobby and Sissy...

There was that episode of Andy Griffith, when Opie killed the momma bird, and he had to raise the babies...then at then end let them fly away.

That is sort of "special", in the sense that it turns Mr. Macho {me} into a sobbing idiot, screaming at the tv...."Don't cry tiny Ron Howard, in the next episode Barney does something really...Barnyish and everyone forgets all about you being a bad kid...Fonzie never held it against you....and when you grow up you make awesome movies like Willow, and Backdraft".

Then there was that time on Three's Company when Jack got pissed at one of the blondes and hacked her up in the kitchen and then served her to Larry, Janet and Mr. Furley as beef tips with noodles....but it turns out that it was all just a misunderstanding that got out of hand...and at the end everyone went to the Regal Beagle and had drinks on the dismembered blondes tab.

That was must see tv.

I liked the Brady Bunch episode in which Jan decides she's gay and starts hitting on Alice.

Boom, as to my little Sis, she owns a Hillbilly bar outside of our Midwestern Metropolis. I occasionally have to toss goatherders from said establishment onto smalltown sidewalks. She does OK

She has since renounced Robby Benson, and married a man that allows her to wear the pants, and reign supreme. ( I pity the fool)

I DO, HOWEVER HAVE INCRIMINATING PHOTOS OF HER DANCING DISCO IN BELL BOTTOMS...

I still can't look at her without getting aroused.

I want some flippin "Kerosene Pickles"

I think she turns you on because she looks like one of your pet gophers:

Many a time I would find myself walking down a street, softly singing, "Here we come walking down the street, we get the funniest looks from everyone we meet, Hey, hey...."

And then I stop and think of the antics of the boys...





A smile would cross my face and I would continue on my way, my step a bit lighter, and the joys of everyday life made so much easier.

God, but those guys were funny!

Why did you have to put that gopher picture on the screen, Green Witch?

Damn you!

<races toward privacy of bathroom>

We're even Gus, Davey Jones does the same for me.

Hey hey!

Do you remember the one where Mickey was trying to get the government job and he and Davey dipped the nuclear warheads in chocolate and then started stuffing them in their mouths?

Damn.

No wonder they got the funniest looks from everyone they meet.... er... met.