Mame wrote:Golly GreenWitch, don't you know that a ton of bricks weighs more than a ton of feathers? Where was your head when this was covered in Grade 5??
The only time I'm willing to accept this is after a long, lazy winter when I put on my jeans and they are too tight. I then say to my husband: "Am I getting fat?". He then says: "No way honey, your muscles just needs a little tightening. I'm sure you haven't gained an ounce".