labial reduction and its discontents

So I was thinking I would post a photo of someones mouth who has big lips,

It might be funny if I say I want my lips reduced and post a photo from google images of someones mouth.

So I go to google images and search "large lips"



Never again!

Unfortunately it's referred to stump up down these ways.

Swallowed whole dadpad?

Not sure about that.

Hang on I'll just have another look and let you know.
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Whew! ....I'm back

Why does the movie Flubber keep coming to mind?

dp, I managed to avoid that...

I guess what you found would explain what I found...

Now I'm supposed to worry about my LABIA MINORA????!!!!!!


Nah, I spend too much time worrying about global poverty and climate change and stuff.


I don't have the TIME.

I'm not anatomically dumb, what with the dissections in school, but... somehow I don't want to check the links dadpad checked.
So, I'll whistle a happy tune.

Lol!


The human form has infinite variety.


Two of my friends who wwere midwives were part of a training program for doctors here, in how to do vaginal examinations properly.


They taught in pairs...one would coach the doctor in the procedure, and the other would be the patient, and give feedback about how the doctor was doing.

(Remember, lots of doctors learn, or used to learn, this procedure on women under anaesthesia for operations, and without consent being given, at least here).


My friends were working together this night, and B was talking the doctor through, while L was the patient.

B was saying "and now you will see L's labia minora........"...looked down, and L doesn't HAVE any! Giggles as the infinite variety of the human from are discussed....

I volunteer to worry about your labia minotaura for you Flossy.

I used to teach doctors...

but not about thaaaat.

Oh, wait..

I heard that, and believe me, you'll have no Ariadne if you go THERE.


The noive.

I suppose I should go to sleep, it's nearly 4 am here.

Perhaps.

Might as well stay up now oss.

Yersssss.........?

All too esoteric for me now, I give up. Waves bye...

Always thought labia majora and labia minora sounded like greek islands.

But so does clitoris come to think of it.

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"Did you have a nice holiday in Greece?"

"Ooh, yes, it were lovely, spent a few days on Majora, then went down to Minora for a week, then took a ferry over the Falange Straights and on to Clitoris for the festival".

Doesn't it?

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I think clitoris was a Greek fisherman.

Clitoris the Greek, doesn't have quite the same ring to it...


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