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labial reduction and its discontents

 
 
dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:39 am
Clitoris? He was the man in the boat.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:40 am
I have ever told you that you're a filthy Galar?

x
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:43 am
smorgs wrote:
I have ever told you that you're a filthy Galar?

x


Galar?

As in cockatoo?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:44 am
I don't know, I've just heard 'flaming Galar' on Neighbours, regularly.

x
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:48 am
smorgs wrote:
"Did you have a nice holiday in Greece?"

"Ooh, yes, it were lovely, spent a few days on Majora, then went down to Minora for a week, then took a ferry over the Falange Straights and on to Clitoris for the festival".

Doesn't it?

x




That's hilarious.






You know, I fell in love with the TV series, "Californication", in the first episode, where the protagonist is in bed with a woman, who has been complaining about her husband's woeful lack of knowledge of female geography, when sounds of the husband coming home are heard.

He says:

"I'll hide under your clitoris, he'll never find me there".
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:48 am
Aha hahahahahahhhahhhahahahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:56 am
Quote:
"I'll hide under your clitoris, he'll never find me there".



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


x
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:56 am
sorry deb yours was funny but not that funny, it was smorgs' "galar" I was laughing at.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:59 am
I thought debs was way funnier.

You just probably didn't get it, DaddyP!

I pity Mumpad, I really do.

x
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 06:05 am
smorgs wrote:
I thought debs was way funnier.

You just probably didn't get it, DaddyP!

I pity Mumpad, I really do.

x



I think she does ok.



It's "galah".

Galahs rock.


http://kookaburra.typepad.com/photos/snaps/galah.jpg


They're raucous, vulgar, intelligent, highly social clowns and entertainers of the highest ilk.


Man, they can screch, though.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 03:47 pm
smorgs wrote:
"Did you have a nice holiday in Greece?"

"Ooh, yes, it were lovely, spent a few days on Majora, then went down to Minora for a week, then took a ferry over the Falange Straights and on to Clitoris for the festival".


Lol!! I love that.

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So, I'm sorry to interrupt all the levity, but a thought on the article, if I may: I followed the link to the Self magazine article which was a lot more, uh, in depth. One woman who was thrilled with her labial reduction said, "now they're flat and flush and very juvenile." "Flat" and "flush"??? Where the hell would you come up with wanting your labia to be "flat"? Ho-lee ****. How far are body image issues going to go before people realize this is just stoopid? I mean, yeah, if they're interfering with normal life, okay, but just because?

Not to mention using the word juvenile here. This is disturbing to me. I hate that you're supposed to care if your vag is juvenile enough.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 04:30 pm
Mick Jagger, lips designed to give birth;
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/7/0/1/6/14326107-14326109-large.jpg
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 05:26 pm
smorgs wrote:
Clitoris the Greek, doesn't have quite the same ring to it...


x



Speaking of a ring to it....
http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=103344
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 6 Oct, 2007 06:17 pm
In San Antonio, there is a facility that will reshape, re size, and RE COLOR your labia,


They also claim to make you tighter, and give you back your hymen. Confused
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 09:44 am
I've seen it all now... a meat curtains thread....
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2009 10:48 am
@ossobuco,
Can you imagine building an advertising campaign for such delicate surgeries.

"Botox for the boodie?"
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