labial reduction and its discontents

Clitoris? He was the man in the boat.

I have ever told you that you're a filthy Galar?

x

Galar?

As in cockatoo?

I don't know, I've just heard 'flaming Galar' on Neighbours, regularly.

x

That's hilarious.






You know, I fell in love with the TV series, "Californication", in the first episode, where the protagonist is in bed with a woman, who has been complaining about her husband's woeful lack of knowledge of female geography, when sounds of the husband coming home are heard.

He says:

"I'll hide under your clitoris, he'll never find me there".

Aha hahahahahahhhahhhahahahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

x

sorry deb yours was funny but not that funny, it was smorgs' "galar" I was laughing at.

I thought debs was way funnier.

You just probably didn't get it, DaddyP!

I pity Mumpad, I really do.

x

I think she does ok.



It's "galah".

Galahs rock.





They're raucous, vulgar, intelligent, highly social clowns and entertainers of the highest ilk.


Man, they can screch, though.

Lol!! I love that.

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So, I'm sorry to interrupt all the levity, but a thought on the article, if I may: I followed the link to the Self magazine article which was a lot more, uh, in depth. One woman who was thrilled with her labial reduction said, "now they're flat and flush and very juvenile." "Flat" and "flush"??? Where the hell would you come up with wanting your labia to be "flat"? Ho-lee ****. How far are body image issues going to go before people realize this is just stoopid? I mean, yeah, if they're interfering with normal life, okay, but just because?

Not to mention using the word juvenile here. This is disturbing to me. I hate that you're supposed to care if your vag is juvenile enough.

Mick Jagger, lips designed to give birth;

Speaking of a ring to it....
http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=103344

In San Antonio, there is a facility that will reshape, re size, and RE COLOR your labia,


They also claim to make you tighter, and give you back your hymen.

I've seen it all now... a meat curtains thread....

Can you imagine building an advertising campaign for such delicate surgeries.

"Botox for the boodie?"