That takes a load off my shoulders. Thanks. I owe you one.
kicky if you don't stop dipping O'Bills pigtails in the inkwell people will think you want to f*ck him.
I cant bear the thought of that. (no pun intended)
Montana wrote:kickycan wrote:Montana, no matter what you do for a living, you're always going to be a big success in the business of being a sweetheart.
That was very sweet of you to say Kicky. Thank you for putting a smile on my face :-D
I have good feelings about your future and I think you're going to do great in whatever you decide to do.
You're the man! ;-)
Thanks, kid! You da woman!
I feel kinda bad about the chicken suit cheapshot, Kicky. It's that time of night, you know.
Honestly, if you're half as good a designer as you are a writer, you should have no problem finding work. Ms. Perky may have all the luck, but you, my friend, have what really counts. You have talent.
And you got us! Bet she hasn't got a whole world full of people who give a damn about her like you have.
I'm having to change the seating chart for the dinner that I am giving to pay off my bet with that namby-pamby sissyboy OCCOMBILL because that other namby-pamby sissyboy GeorgeW didn't have the balls to try to kill IRAN by mid-summer like I thought and namby-pamby sissyboy OCCOMBILL didn't.
Kicky is now going to seated directly across the table from namby-pamby sissyboy OCCOMBILL. so they can each use their steak knives.
Joe(Am I morally obligated to pay for the bloodstained tablecloth?)Nation
I can't bear it when Kickster gets to the "I'm moving to Florida"stage.
It took forever to get him out of it last time.
I think he does it just to get him to try and stop him.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PHUCKING FLORIDA, RIGHT?!!!
Anyway, you'd keep having to see Jerry's parents if you lived there.....
I think Miss Perky is a test.
A trial of character.
Sooner or later you'll just pass her!
If you stop talking Florida...I'll take my clothes off (well, my clothe....I only wear the li'l bow tie.)
DrewDad wrote:It's Lucy-fur!
Hey, DD, quit taking my wife's name in vain.
Eva wrote:I feel kinda bad about the chicken suit cheapshot, Kicky. It's that time of night, you know.
Honestly, if you're half as good a designer as you are a writer, you should have no problem finding work. Ms. Perky may have all the luck, but you, my friend, have what really counts. You have talent.
No worries. What's a little cheapshot between friends?
Foreplay?
Or was that a rhetorical question?
dlowan wrote:I can't bear it when Kickster gets to the "I'm moving to Florida"stage.
It took forever to get him out of it last time.
I think he does it just to get him to try and stop him.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PHUCKING FLORIDA, RIGHT?!!!
Anyway, you'd keep having to see Jerry's parents if you lived there.....
I think Miss Perky is a test.
A trial of character.
Sooner or later you'll just pass her!
If you stop talking Florida...I'll take my clothes off (well, my clothe....I only wear the li'l bow tie.)
You can't fool me. You have that full-length fur coat on too! Take that off as well, and I'll be like, "Huh, Florida? Never hoid of it..."
(one day I am going to move back there though, I just feel it)
kickycan wrote:dlowan wrote:I can't bear it when Kickster gets to the "I'm moving to Florida"stage.
It took forever to get him out of it last time.
I think he does it just to get him to try and stop him.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PHUCKING FLORIDA, RIGHT?!!!
Anyway, you'd keep having to see Jerry's parents if you lived there.....
I think Miss Perky is a test.
A trial of character.
Sooner or later you'll just pass her!
If you stop talking Florida...I'll take my clothes off (well, my clothe....I only wear the li'l bow tie.)
You can't fool me. You have that full-length fur coat on too! Take that off as well, and I'll be like, "Huh, Florida? Never hoid of it..."
(one day I am going to move back there though, I just feel it)
You think I'd wear FUR????!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
frrrr
grrr
frr
grr
trrrrr
grrrr
teriagarrrrrrrrrr
dlowan wrote:kickycan wrote:dlowan wrote:I can't bear it when Kickster gets to the "I'm moving to Florida"stage.
It took forever to get him out of it last time.
I think he does it just to get him to try and stop him.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PHUCKING FLORIDA, RIGHT?!!!
Anyway, you'd keep having to see Jerry's parents if you lived there.....
I think Miss Perky is a test.
A trial of character.
Sooner or later you'll just pass her!
If you stop talking Florida...I'll take my clothes off (well, my clothe....I only wear the li'l bow tie.)
You can't fool me. You have that full-length fur coat on too! Take that off as well, and I'll be like, "Huh, Florida? Never hoid of it..."
(one day I am going to move back there though, I just feel it)
You think I'd wear FUR????!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sure, get all indignant if you want, but we can all plainly see that you're covered with the stuff.
kickycan wrote:dlowan wrote:kickycan wrote:dlowan wrote:I can't bear it when Kickster gets to the "I'm moving to Florida"stage.
It took forever to get him out of it last time.
I think he does it just to get him to try and stop him.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PHUCKING FLORIDA, RIGHT?!!!
Anyway, you'd keep having to see Jerry's parents if you lived there.....
I think Miss Perky is a test.
A trial of character.
Sooner or later you'll just pass her!
If you stop talking Florida...I'll take my clothes off (well, my clothe....I only wear the li'l bow tie.)
You can't fool me. You have that full-length fur coat on too! Take that off as well, and I'll be like, "Huh, Florida? Never hoid of it..."
(one day I am going to move back there though, I just feel it)
You think I'd wear FUR????!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sure, get all indignant if you want, but we can all plainly see that you're covered with the stuff.
It GREW on me, you...you....GEORGE...you!!!! It's natural, not untimely ripped from some poor dead creature.
Yeah? Well, I think it's time you met my friend, Lupe. She'll help you to take it off...take it ALL off, baby!
<turns on stripper music, pulls out sweaty wad of singles he has in his pocket at all times for just such occasions>
kickycan wrote:Yeah? Well, I think it's time you met my friend, Lupe. She'll help you to take it off...take it ALL off, baby!
<turns>
Perhaps you belong in Florida after all.
Finally this thread gets around to the actual essence of Kicky's life.
Joe(constant thoughts of naked bunnies)Nation
I am far more formidable than Ms. Perky.