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Life has once again kicked me in the teeth

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 05:04 am
Did she tell she was having problems with the creepy guy in the next cubicle and that she was going to find a way to have him canned?

Joe(curly headed oddball she said)Nation
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 07:20 am
Marvin Hamlisch wrote:
...But after a while I caught on...I mean, I saw what they were
hiring! I also swiped my dance card once after an audition, and on a scale
of ten, they gave me for dance: TEN, for looks : THREE! Well!
Dance Ten, Looks Three
And I'm still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!
Dance Ten, Looks Three
Is like to die!
Left the theater and called the doctor
For my appointment to buy...
Tits and ass
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it
All that goes with it
Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting
National tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs,
Unless they're yours!
Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either!
Flat and sassy
I would get the strays and losers,
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!
Fix the chasssi,
'How do you do!'
Life turned into an endless medley of
'Gee, it had to be you.'
Why?
Tits and ass
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey!
Top to bottom, hey!
It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and your fine!
Tits and ass can change your life,
They sure changed mine!
Have it all done!
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For tits and ass.
Orchestra and balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you,
Do the rest of you.
Pits or class, I have never seen it fail,
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
Tits and ass, yes, tits and ass
Have changed my life!
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 07:29 am
HIT IT, LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN ON HER FACE, AND BE DONE WITH IT.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 09:28 am
So I'm just about done with this job now. I told my studio manager this morning that this situation isn't working for me anymore, and that I'd stay on as a freelancer for a while if he wants, but that I don't want to be considered for a permanent position, and my future goal is to find a permanent spot at a consumer ad agency (this place is a pharmaceutical agency), which is actually true. He asked me to continue working with this account I'm on for the next two weeks and then we'd have another conversation and figure out where we stand. I think I'll probably be gone at that point, and it wouldn't bother me a bit. This place has suddenly turned very sour for me.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 09:39 am
Boy, I'm really sorry to hear about that, Kicky. That just bites the big one. (Did she perhaps just win the Miss Teen America contest?)

I really am sorry. Sometimes, though, things happen that look like they're bad, but they're really just an open door. Maybe these are signs that you should be looking for something else, somewhere else.

And I love your scenario for her.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 03:07 pm
Hey, kicky, baby,

I just read over your first post again, and I can sorta see where your bosses may have been coming from. That "big launch" project may have required someone with more expertise that Perkie had. Plus, they may have thought Psycho Bitch would eat Perkie alive, whereas you could probably handle her.

Anyway, it sounds like they really heard you when you talked to them this morning, and they don't want to loose you. If you think it's worth it, you could stay for another two weeks and just see if they can come up with something better for you.

On the other hand, you might feel like they've just blown it with you too much for too long, and you'd rather just move on. That's a judgement call only you can make, sweetie. But whatever you decide, you know we're on your side! I'm sure everything will work itself out for the best.

As for the apartment, it sucks, but just let it go. There will be other apartments and other deals. So let the baby have her bottle.

Sorry life's been such a suckfest lately, but I'm glad you can come here and vent. You have friends here! :wink:
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 06:37 pm
Isn't this the way Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks in one of those movies....?
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 06:49 pm
I don't know but how's YOUR love life? Smile
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 07:00 pm
Wow, kicky, it's not even "bad luck." It sounds more senister than satan taking control of your life.

Something is definitely not going well with you, and that's a bummer, because I've always pictured you as a light-hearted, easy going, crazy, new yorker. Gotta go catch a show on tv. The only one I watch.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 07:04 pm
Okay, so let's assess:

Kicky:

You're not dead.
You are not afflicted with any terminal disease.
Missing a limb or lacking the use thereof of any.
Not deaf.
Not blind.
Not struck speechless.
(I was going to say 'dumb' but then I thought you might get confused.)

You have an apartment so:
don't have to sleep in the subway
or under that tree in the park where I pee most mornings.

You are a clever to the level of adroit,
skilled at your profession,
witty and well-loved by your friends,
both cyber and personal,
and carry on the top of your well-shaped head
a mop of wonderful curliness
to say nothing of how good looking your mug is.

(Where is that god-damned photo file???)

All that has happened is some poor unfortunate has saved you from working in the same place as a shrew and taken possession of an apartment that is probably full of mice as big as shrews.

Take a deep breath.

Go outside and find some sky and take a good look at the full moon.

Howl.


Okay.

Joe(get back to living.)Nation
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 07:21 pm
I feel your pain Kicky, but I also agree with Joe. There is nothing going on here that you can't change.

I (still) don't think Florida is a good idea, we just move our problems with us. So it will be the same old problems with the addition of hurricanes and humidity.

A one bedroom apartment in the 60's lowered to $1,000 per month? Probably infested with fleas or a neighbor who hordes garbage.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 07:25 pm
Bedbugs, it probably has bedbugs....
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 08:24 pm
kicky, I was also thinking that so often in our life, things happen for the better. If I had gotten hitched with a woman I was serious with before I met my present wife, I really think life would have been a struggle. With my wife, a lot of good things happened to me, and I'm very happy. Whew!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 09:10 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
and carry on the top of your well-shaped head
a mop of wonderful curliness

He still has his hair and he's griping about this?


Poor Kicky. Life's gonna do him in.....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 10:01 pm
The thing most closely linked to death is life. Have you seen the statistics? There's no avoiding it.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 10:07 pm
yes,, we dont get to choose when or even if we're born and if we decide to choose the moment of our death... hell awaits... what a great f)cking deal
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 10:28 pm
Well, life is a lot like a roller coaster.



It's built by someone who wasn't good enough to build bridges, it's maintained by someone with a drinking problem supervised by someone who doesn't know **** about mechanics, and it's run by a pimply teenage kid who spends most off his day gawking at tits.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 28 Aug, 2007 11:18 pm
Now there's a sentence.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 12:47 am
Joe Nation wrote:
You're not dead.
You are not afflicted with any terminal disease.
Missing a limb or lacking the use thereof of any.
Not deaf.
Not blind.
Not struck speechless.
(I was going to say 'dumb' but then I thought you might get confused.)
LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing





Yes, actually; 5
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 01:59 am
This might help...
http://www.chemcases.com/olestra/images/breadandcheese.jpg
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