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Life has once again kicked me in the teeth

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 04:38 am
With a nice Cheyanna 2004 Zin.

Joe(just one glass, it's half full)Nation
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 07:58 am
snood wrote:
This might help...
http://www.chemcases.com/olestra/images/breadandcheese.jpg



I would add to that, a few more choices of cheeses and a red wine.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 08:44 am
Hey, there is a positive side to this after all. Even though I'm pretty sure that my days are now numbered here and they will probably get rid of me as soon as it is convenient for them, the guy at my agency (employment agency that is) gave me about a fifteen percent bump in pay to keep me happy and to keep me from just walking out of this shithole. So, until I get shitcanned from here, I'm rich, beeyatch!

Okay, so it's not a huge positive, but then again, I think the real positive in all this is that this whole situation has helped me focus my energies into getting what I want instead of settling.

Joe, that was a great post, by the way. I do realize this isn't that bad compared to how bad a lot of other people have it, and that I do have a lot to be thankful for. I was just amazed at how it all happened. The odds of all that crappy **** happening at once and this one girl getting all the benefits of my shitty luck and flaunting it in my face has got to be up there with winning the lottery. It still blows my mind that it could happen like that.

I'm feeling much better though. Even such **** luck as this can't stop me. I'm very resilient. Ha, another thing that I have to be thankful for!

Everyone on this thread is my official BFF from now on. I'm going to buy you all brand new cadillacs when I become big like Elvis.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 08:46 am
Uh, hi!

<sidles over to Kicky, pats him on the shoulder awkwardly>

<smiles>

<waits for Cadillac>
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 08:48 am
Just saying that I've been on this thread from the first post onwards!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 08:51 am
Oh sure, Soz, now that there's a cadillac on the table, you stop by.

Hmmm...I do appreciate you standing here before me wearing nothing but a smile...okay, brand new cadillac for you too!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 08:52 am
Okay, you too Walter. As long as you keep your clothes on.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 08:59 am
Well ... since you persuaded me so friendly ... certainly!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 09:15 am
kickycan wrote:
when I become big like Elvis.

If that happens, we'll make you call Richard Simmons for an intervention.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 09:18 am
I'm glad to see that your feeling a bit better Kicky :-D
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husker
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 09:21 am
Kick I am here reading to pretty much speechless - but when you get the caddy can I just have da'cash cause i too losing the job soon.
Thanx Mucho
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 09:23 am
(((((((((Husker)))))))))
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 09:31 am
kickycan wrote:

Everyone on this thread is my official BFF from now on. I'm going to buy you all brand new cadillacs when I become big like Elvis.


Im late, but I want my caddy too


bitch Cool
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 09:55 am
cicerone imposter wrote:
snood wrote:
This might help...
http://www.chemcases.com/olestra/images/breadandcheese.jpg



I would add to that, a few more choices of cheeses and a red wine.


Dude, see, the joke is, you offer cheese and bread and say "you want some cheese or bread with that?" Because see, the whine (get it?) is taken care of already, because...

oh, never mind.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 10:34 am
Hey don't forget I stopped in Kicky, and I could really use a new car 'cause mine got totalled (remember I said I was having a bad week?). It doesn't have to be a Caddy though, I'd settle for a '97 Escort with less than 100,000 kms driven only by an old lady to church.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 10:57 am
snood wrote:
cicerone imposter wrote:
snood wrote:
This might help...
http://www.chemcases.com/olestra/images/breadandcheese.jpg



I would add to that, a few more choices of cheeses and a red wine.


Dude, see, the joke is, you offer cheese and bread and say "you want some cheese or bread with that?" Because see, the whine (get it?) is taken care of already, because...

oh, never mind.


snood, I'm slow on the uptake on synonyms and pictoral jokes, but thanks for explaining it to this old koot. BTW, that's a good 'un.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 11:04 am
I wonder how many CRV's I can get when I trade in that Cadillac.

~~~

Kicky does have the best hair.

Maybe he could be an after in a shampoo ad.

(he did say he wanted to be in advertising, didn't he?)
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 11:29 am
Is it wrong of me to kind of love it that Kicky's life is just one long episode of Seinfeld? Laughing
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 11:33 am
That means Kicky is going to have to change his name to Jerry.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2007 12:38 pm
Jerrycan?
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