Quote:kickycan wrote:
I'm quitting this stupid f*cking job and this stupid f*cking city and moving to Florida.
you know she'll just follow you home.
Ok, this cracked me up!
So kicky goes to Florida and starts this great new job, see. Then the second day, the human poodle comes walking in the door and says,
"Hey, kicky!! I just moved back here too! And I found a great apartment that's only two miles from the beach and it only costs $300 dollars a month. They already hired me permanently, and they're giving me a company car. And I get to have an expense account. And I get to work on all the cool projects.
And tonight I'm going out with my boyfriend, who's a multimillionaire, and he said if I really like this company, he'll buy it for me. Then I'll be the boss and I'll own this place.......blah, blah, blah......"
See, kicky? It could be worse..... :wink: