A "Hints for Happier Living" Digression.

That is just so damned rhythmical!!

"Meow" is more like a sentience fragment.

None so blind....


If meow is all you allow yourself to perceive of a cat's multiple communications, meow is all you'll get.


However, I judge 'tis the receiver, not the transmitter, within which the fault lieth, forsooth.


(PS: "Sentience fragment".....cool... )

Cats ALL predate Judaism.


A cholera on whatever the pain is.

Ack. Roberta, I hope the antibiotics will do the trick! Take good care.

never have broken glass casserole for dinner without taking a stool softener before bed....

Ahaa! He was onto me, afterall.

check your toothbrush....

Seriously. Check your toothbrush.

So do humans. Never stopped us. I brung it up only because you were giving him the Shylock speech.

The pain is worse today.

Oy and ugh.


More advice for happy living. Don't cross in the middle of the block.

well, it usually takes 2-3 days for antibiotics to kick in, no? keeping my fingers crossed for you.


my advice:
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAPPY GOAT!

Thanks for the crossed fingers. These are the kind of antibiotics you take for three days. So they'd better hurry.

What happened to the happy goat?

It lived on in literature to give little Slovaks anxiety disorders.

Thanks, DrewDad. Noticed the fable in the post above mine. Poor thing. Happy. Skating. Dead.

Another word on happy living--if you go ice skating, hang onto to something solid. Better yet, don't fall down.

There was an old rocker who swallowed some glass...
A pain in the arse, he swallowed some glass!
I think he'll pass.

There was an old rocker who swallowed much chilli..
Now wasn't he silly to swallow that chilli?
He swallowed the chilli to melt the glass,
A pain in the arse, he swallowed some glass!
I think he'll pass.

There was an old rocker who swallowed some cream...
An Elvis dream! He swallowed that cream!
He swallowed the cream to temper the chilli,
Now wasn't he silly to swallow that chilli?
He swallowed the chilli to melt the glass,
A pain in the arse, he swallowed some glass!
I think he'll pass.

There was an old rocker who swallowed a cat...
Just think of that, he swallowed a cat!
He swallowed the cat to drink the cream,
An Elvis dream! He swallowed that cream!
He swallowed the cream to temper the chilli,
Now wasn't he silly to swallow that chilli?
He swallowed the chilli to melt the glass,
A pain in the arse, he swallowed some glass!
I think he'll pass.


There was an old rocker who swallowed a dog,
No, not eggnog, he swallowed a DOG!
He swallowed the dog to chase the cat,
Just think of that, he swallowed a cat!
He swallowed the cat to drink the cream,
An Elvis dream! He swallowed that cream!
He swallowed the cream to temper the chilli,
Now wasn't he silly to swallow that chilli?
He swallowed the chilli to melt the glass,
A pain in the arse, he swallowed some glass!
I think he'll pass.

There was an old rocker who swallowed a horse,
Well, yes of course, he swallowed a horse,
He swallowed the horse while in a fog,
Because, you know, he'd swallowed a DOG!
He swallowed the dog to chase the cat,
Just think of that, he swallowed a cat!
He swallowed the cat to drink the cream,
An Elvis dream! He swallowed that cream!
He swallowed the cream to temper the chilli,
Now wasn't he silly to swallow that chilli?
He swallowed the chilli to melt the glass,
A pain in the arse, he swallowed some glass!
At last, it passed....!!!!!!!

And now, thanks to Dagmarake, it is frightening the whole world.






Never listen to Slovaks speaking of happiness.





(Cheering on the antibiotics)

There was an old rocker...

Funny Bunny!

When in doubt, buy a new toothbrush.

Brilliant!

I don't think BPB liked it, though.