A "Hints for Happier Living" Digression.

msolga wrote:

dlowan wrote:

msolga wrote:

dlowan wrote:

You...like....know they're poisonous, right?

Indeed I do.
But it is vitally important to display good manners & maintain proper etiquette, even under extreme pressure!

(You could always rush from the room & spit the disgusting, poisonous stuff out, after creating a distraction at an appropriate moment!)

So you wouldn't delicately feed it to the dog under the table, or anything?





I had a boyfriend who used to pour the punch in the potplants.

No, I wouldn't feed it to the dog, not even if it was vegetarian.


Once, in high school, all of us stuffed the tripe (which we were forced to cook. Ugh.) in the vases on the dining room tables. We were called back next day & were all given a detention.

Did the potplants die?

Oh my! (Re the tripe....uggghhhhhhh....)


No...but they were sad for a time. It was strong punch...hence the pouring. He was already pie eyed.

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

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Greetings.



Are you describing your male appendage, or recommending loo paper?

Never eat anything bigger than your head. (I disremember whose advice that was.)

(Besides, schnitzel is just a dishonest way of tarting up a cheap and tough cut of meat.)

Served with spaetzle , its the one meal that Germany has asa pinnacle of achievement

Schnitzel, we're arguing about fried meat?



And, for Bi Polar....I will never suggest that you have had your male appendage kindly and softly upholstered for user comfort ever again.


You're just mean.

I prefer lightly braised library paste

dlowan wrote:

Schnitzel, we're arguing about fried meat?



And, for Bi Polar....I will never suggest that you have had your male appendage kindly and softly upholstered for user comfort ever again.


You're just mean.

my dear wabbit i am not mean and would never seriously suggest that you were anything less than the most desirable bunny on the planet. I merely lashed out due to my shock and heartbreak at the vitriol of your hurtful remarks about my appendage. I am at my core the most sensitive of bears. Please forgive me. I throw myself on your mercy ms. buns.....

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I prefer lightly braised library paste

I rest my case.

I would prefer lightly braised library paste to spaetzle any day.

Setanta wrote:

I would prefer lightly braised library paste to spaetzle any day.

I'm fairly sure the hamburgers will notice when you're not with me on my next visit there.

More wisdom - Never eat fried bookworms.

What's spaetzle?

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What's spaetzle?

Its usually anoodle dough that is hand rolled and cut intoshort but thicker lengths. Its then lightly fried with onions in butter and served as a "side" to the winer or prager schntzel. Some add more white pepper an a little parsley , I prefer a plain onion noodle mix . Its also best when home made.

Like many foods, lets not make it too complex.

went digging for "blood worms" this AM, foggy, rainy, schmutzy. Digging worms on a stony beach should involve gloves (I forgot mie) so, when I dug my worms by hand, I had a number of the critters grab on and bite. They can make the experience a bit painful.

They especially like that fleshy part tween the thumb and the index finger. Id dig with my left hand cause I dont have any feeling in that one and Id just pulll off the worms that hang on. I know where Herbert got his idea for sand worms in DUNE.