msolga wrote:Bookmarking & thinking about what pearls I can share here.
Poils! We demand poils!
Joe Nation wrote:It is not a good idea to tell your current partner or spouse that you had a dream about a former one.
No. It's not.
Joe(And forget about telling her the one that was about her mom.)Nation
Forget about telling ANYONE the one that was about her mum!!!!
msolga wrote:Oh absolutely! Excellent advice!
..... & never, ever utter the truth when someone asks "Does my bum look big in this ...?"
Or...for men.....does my willy look small in this...
smorgs wrote:And never go to bed on an argument...
Keep it going all night long (allnight - bit of Lionel)
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Arguments can kind of end up...er....ummm......hot in bed.
patiodog wrote:Two from recent experience.
1) Never tell your wife that, in your heart of hearts, or loin of loins, as 'twere, you are a bit of a "chubby chaser." No matter how you mean it or what it's in reference to, it will be taken poorly.
2) When introduced to new people -- particularly those who might have children -- do not tell them that you prefer to go by your last name because you hate your first name. They might have given their own child the same name. Note: this may happen twice in one month.
Oh DEEEEAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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That's the same as the never, ever, assume that huge lump is a pregnancy, unless you can actually see the baby crowning.....