Noddy24 wrote:I think the Beagle Woman is both wise and poetic--and would do so if she hadn't quoted me in her sig line.
Piece of Wisdom I've been sharing all over A2K this summer.
Life takes its toll--keep loose change handy.
and:
Don't call Noddy a two-bit whore or she'll beat you to death with a bag of quarters.
What about an expensive call girl?
Mame wrote:A little bit of baking soda in the water keeps your steamed veggies bright with colour.
Introduce your new bf/gf to all your friends and family; if they like him/her, continue. If not, dump 'em.
Aren't they too polite to say anything?
squinney wrote:I needed a good laugh this morning. Thank you Ladies for providing...
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dadpad wrote:If Lassie and Rin tin tin had a fight who would win?
Lassie. Rinty had tin balls.
patiodog wrote:Chuck Norris.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly I'm twelve. They grows up and they grows up and they grows up...
True.
dagmaraka wrote:Do not, under any circumstances, forget you posted an online personal ad. It is guaranteed to turn up on the front page of Boston Globe online edition (with photo) just days after you move in with your man to be (who wasn't, but whatever), even if it was more posted than a year back. This happen especially if you tell your students in international relations class to read the Boston Globe online edition. In fact, don't post online personal ads, period. Vile!
That's only cos yer beautiful.
Setanta wrote:Mins don't not never think about goofy stuff like what they look like in a particular item of clothing--in fact, they don't think about clothing at all, knowing full well that wimmins will hector them about it if they "get it wrong."
Any man confronted with the question of whether or not an item of apparel makes the wimmins look fat should immediately stagger around as though suddenly faint, and announce that he needs to got for a lie down.
Otherwise, he should leap up and shout: "Oh My God, i forgot to unplug the soldering iron!" and run out to the shed.
Under no circumstances will a wise man ever entertain such a question from the wimmins.
Nonsense.
Here's one:
Never tease your partner so much in a restaurant that he can't stand up when it's time to leave without the napkin dangling from his frontagement.
Kiddin'....do it as much as you can!
