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A "Lord, I'm Bored" Digression - or "What Animal Is .....?"

 
 
bobsmyth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 05:51 pm
Cavalier could be a centaur. The French word chevalier is a horseman, cheval being the word for horse. After all what is a centaur but a horse/man. By the way there were female centaurs in Walt Disney's Fantasia (the section where they had a mythological setting for Beethoven's sixth symphony (Pastoral). I will be true to my avatar and be a hawk.
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Letty
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 06:55 pm
ah, Bob, and then there is cavalier behavior..disdainful. Hmmmm. Hals laughing Cavalier. Perhaps Cav should be a hyena
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 07:45 pm
I may have to be a mythical being made up of different animals, like a griffon, but not.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:36 pm
The sphinx you are not, mr. cav.

In fact, I think Gustav Ratz-man is the sphinx. Seldom speaks, and when he does, it's brilliant and toward the more obtuse end of the icepick. As I have spoken, so shall it be.

The soz is a mother bear, no doubt about it. (And I won't diminish that by describing for you all the bit of dreadful solo performance the gf and I saw together before we were together in San Francisco during which we were both awaken by a shriek-moan of "BEAR DOWN.") Yay, a mother bear.

And dlowan? Why, that's easy. The dodo bird. Senseless, unique, and otherworldly, with a big-eyed head tipped on its side at a large proferred nut and the squawk of something unspeakably funny or serious, only you can't quite tell what. And probably vulnerable to sailors.

Cav is just a simple mutt puppy. A-yup. Given to tug-of war with old socks.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

(Man, there's so much time when you're unemployed. I done fergot about that, it's been so long.)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:38 pm
Quick, get the net!!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:39 pm
I think I like mother bear.

Dodo is spot-on.
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sumac
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:40 pm
dodo bird? and why not?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:42 pm
It's a high compliment, soz. Though I s'pose is does make you a little scary.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:43 pm
Rawr.

Thanks! Smile
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:44 pm
Hmmm, didn't see cav as the hyena. I think that may be more appropriate.

Watched a thing on a wildlife refuge that had a solitary male hyena. The British woman who ran the place describes a failed attempt to procure him a mate. It failed because, as she drily observed, "he killed her and ate her head."

Okay, so maybe that bit isn't so cav-like. He'd at least have made an elaborate presentation of the head, and not let the sweetmeats go to waste.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:47 pm
And would have said something droll and punny while presenting it.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:48 pm
I don't think I'd want to be the one to tell Deb she's a dodo - an extinct animal (birthday coming up in 2 days - beware 7 August!)

I'm happy to be a koala - I get to be grumpy and pee on politicians - and don't have to do much else but sleep!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:51 pm
And eat eucalyptus leaves. Lots and lots of eucalyptus leaves. They smell lovely, to be sure, but I seem to remember something about very complicated koala insides to deal with that unending stream of eucalyptus leaves. Munch, munch, munch.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:53 pm
"The koala tea of Mersey" and whatnot.

(Ain't nothing wrong with dodos, except the name, and that they didn't know enough to be frightened of people when they came around. A much maligned bird, talked about as though their extinction was their own fault.)
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:54 pm
True enough patiodog....a fine haggis would have been made. I would never make pretense to be a Sphinx, the riddles are old hat.

"Given to tug-of war with old socks." Hmm...just what are you saying about my hygiene? Being a simple mutt-puppy is okay by me, as simplicity is where I find the greatest wisdom.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:55 pm
Okeefine, then you're a paramecium.

Only they are exceedingly complex, actually.


You are a virus.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:57 pm
The dodo's only fault was trusting humans too much.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 08:57 pm
Paramecium, or just one?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 10:50 pm
dodo?

beware the Ides of August....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2003 10:59 pm
dodo = do do all that you do do so well
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