Who you tellin' wot to do, Sozobe? HUH?!
kiddin'.........
Wondering if the bunny works for a shrewicide hotline.....I sure hope not
5 days my time and counting,,,,,,,
rip me arms off?
A cavallo is a horse in italian...
I don't suppose not answering the phone is an option? Tearing it out? No, huh.
In this corner... a fearsome, toothy, wild-eyed rabbit.
In this corner... a fearsome, toothy, wild-eyed badger.
Let's get rrrrrrrrready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumble!!!!!!!!!
(Badgers are eeeeeeeeeevil creatures, I'm tellin' ya...)
what the hell kind of contest is that soze?
a badger against a wabbit?
That's what I thought.
The badger didn't come out of nowhere, in a "hmmm what could beat a rabbit?" moment (I coulda come up with, like, an elephant, then. Wait, elephants are nice. Wild boar?) but if you check out patiodog's bye-bye thread, Swimpy and I were having a li'l battle of school mascots, and I'm from UW-Madison.
the damn badger hasn't a chance in hell,,,,
these oz rabbits have teeth like wolves
WOW, 9 pages and this digression still hasnt digressed !!
I think I am a squirrel - always worried abt me nuts !
i hide my nuts in my sneakers gautam. last place they'd look.
worked so far,,,,
Gee Mikey !! Are they detachable ?? And don't they get squashed when u wear yr sneakers ?
Talk abt blue balls
IMHO, the rabbit is gonna win. The badger might have a weight advantage, and (being an omnivore) has more of a hunting instinct, but he has no chance.
The rabbit is faster, has better senses and reproduces quickly (useful in case the fight escalates into a protracted miliatary campaign over many generations). As long as the rabbit can overcome its initial fear of close combat, he's a cert.
Ahh the balance of nature....most prey animals have an annoying habit of surviving
Mind you, what would predators do without you?
Its difficult to get the rabbit away from his copulating activities for a fight as well.
He firmly believes in making love not war !
Yeah, I am like the enchanted sitar in Moulin Rouge.
When you pull my strings, "I always speak the truth"
In my next reincarnation, I want to be a rabbit. Is there any such thing like a gay rabbit ?
Greg: *pulling into the driveway* oh man, is that Amy?
Jam: yeh, and she's carrying something furry, oh god please don't let it be another kitten.
Greg: well if it is, it won't be for long.
Jam: mmm kitten for dinner *out of the car and talking to amy* you can't keep another pet
Amy: it's not a pet its a stray rabbit I had to save it there were cats after it. I'll put it in the hutch with my rabbit and then make a sign for the dairy in the morning.
Jam: *greg finding rabbit stew recipes* better make sure it's not a girl or you'll have 43 million more rabbits by the end of the week.
Amy: I checked, its a boy .. look *showing the rabbits disproportionately large testicles*
Jam: oh I hope you're right.
Amy: *puts large well endowed black rabbit in the cage with her large grey rabbit* ohmy god!!
Jam: what??
Amy: they keep humping each other oh god thats his head don't hump his head *trying to save the rabbits from each other*
Jam: are you SURE they are both male?
Amy: *looking at me like I'm the most stupid person to ever walk the earth* they're both trying to climb on top. They must be males.
Jam: so you're trying to tell me females never climb on top?
Amy: oh man they're at it again.. dirty..dirty rabbits. Oh god they're gay I have gay rabbits.. that's so disgusting.
Jam: why? they get to vent their sexual frustrations and we don't get to get rid of millions of baby rabbits. that's not disgusting, that's great!
Amy: oh god they're in the hutch now God only knows what they're doing in there. Actually, it's quite cool, I have homosexual rabbits. I rock.
Pilfered from another website...
When I die, I shall die in peace !!
Thanks Cav !!
