HISTORICALLY PARADIGMATIC SPELLING IS CHILD ABUSE

Are you serious, omSigDavid?

OmSigDAVID wrote:

dagmaraka wrote:

yeah, except they were kidding.

Really ?

Well, by the same reasoning as thay already
created a uniform financial currency,
thay will choose to eliminate linguistic interferences and inconveniences;
it may be sooner; it may be later.
It will BE
David

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nope. it will not be.

It will, because Man is lazy enuf;
its ALREADY happening, NOT JUST ME ALONE.

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by the way, that spoof on EU creating a common language is about 12 years old, possibly older.
not everybody wants what YOU want.

I know that,
but people will grow progressively more fatigued with the useless burden,
as long as ATTENTION is attracted to the problem,
and it is not just ignored and forgotten.

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In fact, very very few.
I'm afraid you're on your own there in your crusade for easy spelling, David.

If I never existed,
fonetic spelling wud replace the bad old paradime.
People grow tired of useless burdens.
I try to help by showing easier n faster ways to spell.

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Most of us want to understand each other.
That's what norms are form.

I try to improve the norms, making them easier.
I am a Jeremy Bentham utilitarian hedonist.

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Spelling is one of them.
When you say things like "thay" and "wud" it takes awhile to translate your posts into english...

Yeah, but once u 've got the idea ( as u DO ), its easy.

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hence after awhile it becomes too tedious and just not worth the effort. of course,

the choice is yours.

I know.
I made the choice: I WANNA HELP !

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i'm just saying that rather than being more comprehensible, your posts are far less comprehensible to me than those that use correct spelling.

1 ) I know that 's not true, because u DO respond to me.

2 ) One of those NORMS is capitalizing the 1st letter of a sentence.







" The goat was happy. So happy she didn't know what to do with herself.
So she went and got herself ice skates and went dancing on ice.
She was flying about here and there, all giddy.

Then she fell and broke her neck and died. ~Slovak fable ";
i.e., the goat was happy for the rest of her life.

I'm ready and so are the kids. The Text messege craze is kick starting it.


There already doing it!!!!

I never liked dyslexia

The goat was happy. So happy she didn't know what to do with herself. So she went and got herself ice skates and went dancing on ice. She was flying about here and there, all giddy. Then she fell and broke her neck and (DID NOT) died. ~Slovak fable.

Then the goat went to the hospital and it's good nature spread joy though the hospital. "look at the happy goat with the broken neck" a doctor said. So he married the goat.

dagmaraka wrote:

o gud grif, bumrang.

Boomerang is SO not pronounced "Bumrang"...even by OmSigs or happy goats!

dlowan wrote:

dagmaraka wrote:

o gud grif, bumrang.

Boomerang is SO not pronounced "Bumrang"...even by OmSigs or happy goats!

it could be if we had umlauts

The goat was happy. So happy she didn't know what to do with herself.
So she went and got herself ice skates and went dancing on ice.
She was flying about here and there, all giddy.
Then she fell and broke her neck and (DID NOT) died. ~Slovak fable.

Then the goat went to the hospital and it's good nature spread joy though the hospital.
"look at the happy goat with the broken neck" a doctor said.
So he married the goat.

whoa. alrighty then

yes. that is because i observe what's in common use.
i don't invent my own idioms or terms.

what's best left to the natives, idioms?

i have lived here for 10 years and will live here till i die.

do you suggest that i keep using basic english for the rest of my life?