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These strange prayers always work....

 
 
ll333
 
Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:13 am
Whenever I pray- no matter how silly the prayer is- the prayer always comes true. I don't believe in the famous God of the Bible- instead I believe this mysterious supernatural force always answers prayer no matter what the prayer is. For example- there are two boys. They are Dave and Shad. Before I asked Vicky a few times- "Who has darker skin- Shad or Dave?" She answered "the same." But after my prayer- Vicky said Shad has lighter skin than Dave. And now other people are saying Shad has lighter skin than Dave. (I didn't want Shad to have lighter skin- I was only testing the power of prayer) Also there were pics of this 19 year old girl I hate. At first people thought she was 19 when they saw her pics. I prayed she'd look older. Then people thought she was older and they said she looks 22 in the pics. Then I had the uncontrollable impulse to pray she'd look younger (even though I didn't want her to look younger) and after that prayer- they said she looks 14-16. That sucks!

Sometimes I have the uncontrollable impulse to pray for things I don't want- I feel forced to pray for it. It's difficult to control. I think this happens when I'm very emotionally disturbed or unwell. When the prayer comes true I feel so angry and frustrated and confused. When I'm well I pray for things I want.

And last year this boy seemed to be attracted to me. Last November I asked people in the internet "Do you think he's attracted to me?" when I wrote of our interactions together last October. People answered yes. But when I asked the same question in March most of them said no.

Also more than once people asked me how old I am. I prayed they'd guess I'm 15 and they said "15?"

Another time I asked my friend "Ask your intuition- who is more attracted to me- Tim or Bailey Joe?" (I don't care if those two guys are attracted to me or not- I only wanted to test the power of prayer) Janelle's first answer was "I don't know." I later asked this same question again and she still had the same answer. Then I prayed Bailey Joe would be more attracted to me than Tim. Next I asked Janelle the question again and this time her answer was different. She said "I think it's Bailey Joe!" This shows my prayer most likely worked.

You see, I asked that same question twice(or 3 times) and Janelle gave me the same answer. After I prayed-
when I asked her that same question again- her answer was different.

Another time I asked Janelle(I told her to ask her intuition. She doesn't know Chad and she doesn't know who are his crushes) "Does he have any crushes in high school?" after she told me Chad's crushes are in college. She said "no." I asked her another time and she gave me the same answer. Then I prayed "make her think some of them are in high school". When I asked her again she said "Maybe some of them are in high school."

What do you think of all of this? What is this mysterious supernatural force answering my prayers
 
Coolwhip
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 05:54 am
How about when the prayer is not so silly, like say world peace and all that?

But considering this paragraph:
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Sometimes I have the uncontrollable impulse to pray for things I don't want- I feel forced to pray for it. It's difficult to control. I think this happens when I'm very emotionally disturbed or unwell. When the prayer comes true I feel so angry and frustrated and confused. When I'm well I pray for things I want.


... you might be schizophrenic.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 07:14 am
Didn't we have a thread very similar to this in the last year or so?
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 07:41 am
Forget about posting on a2k. You could make a fortune at the casino.
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ll333
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 08:02 am
What is this mysterious supernatural force that is answering my prayers?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 08:24 am
I'm guessing retardation.
Chai
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 09:02 am
http://strosbro.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/8_1.gif
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 10:18 am
Noddy24 wrote:
Didn't we have a thread very similar to this in the last year or so?


Yes. In fact, ll333 knows about that thread.
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Doowop
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 10:35 am
ll333 wrote:
What is this mysterious supernatural force that is answering my prayers?


I would hazard a guess that it's Omo, the biological detergent that removes 99% of all stains, even at 40 degrees.
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:20 pm
GO II33! YEAH.

No really, go...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:37 pm
So, you acknowledge that a belief that all, absolutely every last one of your prayers are answered, constitutes mental illness?

Refreshing candor.

This is the goofiest goddamned thread i've seen in a while.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:45 pm
ll333 wrote:
What is this mysterious supernatural force that is answering my prayers?


given your language, i'm guessing it's satan
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ll333
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:46 pm
Yes I think I am mentally unbalanced- but certainly not retarded.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:46 pm
Zzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg . . .

LMAO, Boss, ROTFLMFAO . . .

(Dj, you ignorant **** **** **** *****.)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:48 pm
ll333, I posted this on the last page, but the page changed and you might have missed it. I think I've come up with some more possibilities here. At least maybe some food for thought. I'm just trying to get you a plausible answer to your question.

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I didn't say you were retarded. I was just forwarding the possibility that you might be, and that that might be the mysterious force that answers your prayers all the time. Given your original post, it seemed highly plausible. But if you say you're not, then I will just have to take your word for it.

So then I guess it must be something else, like maybe you're drunk all the time and unable to separate reality from fantasy. Are you drunk all the time and unable to separate reality from fantasy? Or maybe you are mentally unbalanced. I'm not sure. What do you think?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:49 pm
ll333 wrote:
Yes I think I am mentally unbalanced- but certainly not retarded.


A-HA! So I was right with my third guess! There's your mysterious force!
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ll333
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:52 pm
Which one of my prior posts have you looked at? I am mentally unbalanced- probably from psychological damage. But I'm not retarded- mental retardation is something present at birth. I wasn't born retarded.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:52 pm
can you point out to me where I insulted you?





I looked back, and didn't see where I said anything of an insulting nature.

I asked why you were angry. That's an insult?

If everyone felt they had to reciprocate for when they felt insulted, I don't think anyone in this world would be talking to each other.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:56 pm
kicky
one of this persons thread is about how her breasts are getting really big.

you might one to check that one out.


kicky's a boob man, so you're really going to make his day.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 26 Jul, 2007 02:57 pm
It sounds to me as though you have begun to harness the incredible force of THE SECRET!! http://thesecret.tv/ Yay, go you.


....Actually what it really sounds like is that you ask people the same question over and over and over and they answer in every possible way until you get the answer you're looking for and you finally stop asking. I would suspect the "supernatural force" is the force of peoples' desire for you to quit asking the same goddamned questions incessantly.
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