Being a Christian and Masturbating

yup, also you can only look at porn with your left eye.

LOL!!

So thats why pirates had eye patches.

Eye patches and hook hands, Why isnt that in the bible.

There you go.
They masterbated and had there hand cut off, replaced it with a hook.
Then put a patch on their eye to remind them to use the correct eye to look at porn.

I will never look at Peter Pans Captain Hook again in the same way!!