Like I said, if it's going to start a riot, best to have it off. Off the person or off the plane. You have to think of safety first.
If it's just disagreeable I'd simply call the person a jerk 'n' spit in his bourbon and coke.
(Well, no, I wouldn't really. But I'd give 'im the frowning of a life-time!)
What if someone shows up dressed as a pilot?
I think if the airlines are REALLY concerned about security, they should force everyone to fly completely naked. A quick cavity search, and you're right through, no muss, no fuss. The seats could be lined with those plastic sheets you get at Chinese restaurants, making post deplaning clean-up a breeze, and it would only be slightly less comfortable than flying is already.
Is this a riddle? I don't know... ask him if he's married?
Yeah, but imagine asking the flight-attendant for a bag of nuts.....
All the folks on the plane would have to go naked, including the flight attendents and pilots. One can never be too sure these days with national security at risk. Then you would know for sure who to ask for a bag of nuts, or scrambled eggs...
Judging by the crowd at the last nude beach I visited, I would DEFINITELY NOT want to be crammed into a plane with 200+ average people without clothing. Yuck! What a horrible sight. Only about one out of 50 is worth looking at nude. The rest are grotesque.
Here's me and my brother visiting our first nude beach.
