@Lordyaswas,
You can imagine the first few questions.......
"Can I catch a frisbee?"
No.
"Can I lick an empty foodbowl across the kitchen floor in five seconds?"
No.
"Do I go apeshit when you return home after two minutes?"
No.
"Can I destroy the mail before it hits the hall floor?"
No.
"Do I enjoy jumping into a muddy stream?"
No.
"Do I pee up lamposts?"
No.
"Do I slobber all over the floor when someone is eating a cheese sandwich?"
No.
"Do I sniff bottoms?"
No.
Got it!
I am a dog!
