Sat 9 Jul, 2005 03:54 pm - Muuuuuuum whats for tea???
Cabbage eewwwww
time to fix my bike get the wheels nice and clean
i could use vanish or mr.sheen
simon&garfunkel pals4 live i.d.s.t
millsy do u wanna sleep at... (view)
Tue 5 Apr, 2005 03:47 pm - ive got wort hands and pot noodle fanny
was tht women in tht car really a tranny
maple syrup maple syrup on my wrist
the ice cream van i never miss
im eating a viscount
fcuk me earl hebnar... (view)
Mon 28 Mar, 2005 04:34 pm - plz raise your hand if bryan gives you inspiration.the shit he's been through is unbelievable you smelly cunts wouldn't be able to handle it,in the words of the great destinys child.and... (view)
Sun 27 Mar, 2005 04:30 pm - damien hill let me have ur baby
lets pray for the pope
and hang my cat on a rope
i like cindy dolls and i aint affraid
i once tided my room as a maid
mmmmmmmmm xena princess warrior... (view)
Thu 24 Mar, 2005 05:13 pm - lets twat nathan cass
im boss of this class
i love heartbeat
green grass is the best
i have his face printed on my chest
mummy get the nit come
mmmmmm thia chicken and black pea
bill bryan... (view)
Wed 23 Mar, 2005 05:21 pm - lets rape chris akabusi
and eat snack a jacks
ice cream ice cream on my tongue
paul mills is no mong
ive got a mole on cheak
brock lesnar has not yet reached his peak
mummy the radiators got... (view)
Wed 23 Mar, 2005 04:55 pm - lets go throw stones at my grandma
and ill bring luncheon meat sandwhichs
catapilla on my finger
sarah purcell ur a minger
ive just gone kfc and ate a zinger
lets spray links in my eye
while... (view)
Wed 23 Mar, 2005 10:55 am - my favourite dish is ready break
im like the paki with glasses
from star trek
my fantasy is zoe ball eating some graps
and mini driver fingering a ape
i loved shaggy and ali g
i once won a... (view)
Wed 23 Mar, 2005 10:22 am - i start fires
i will pull out ur pubic hair
with my pliers
my bread is green and moldy
atleast my dad aint mobby
its the return of the mak
i have spare blue tack
come play blackjack
with... (view)
Wed 23 Mar, 2005 10:12 am - hello friend faded
im white with my hair braded
statons never seen his dad
poor old david
i am a latino
noddy rules so does dandy and beano
i love mapel syrup makes my belly feel good
not... (view)