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Christ Has Returned - No Joke! #2

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 05:45 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
I bet this guy is a candidate for CA governor.


I believe the entry fee is $3500, better sign up now, everybody. Looks like bein' a real par-teeeeeee . . .

If yer gonna do a cult, you need a "exit stragedy." You know, like killer grape kool-aid, or Alien transports come to take us home.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 05:45 pm
OOPS
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 05:47 pm
OOPS, OOPS ! ! !




(Damned server . . . sheesh . . . )
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 06:36 pm
cavfancier, you are seeing Him in the field where the corn, this year, IS as high as an elephants eye.

But, if there is God in every person, then, I ask Mr. Trav, to deem Slappy's visual a part of His plan. I mean, like, he looks like he could be a friend of mine, and please don't regail me with the usual mumbo-jumbo about sinners. It's sooooo tedious.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 06:55 pm
I rest my case

CAV-we got it, you have to admit it just wasnt one of your best. Relax, youre better when its spontaneous.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:47 pm
Yeah, true enough....i promis me stop thinky frum now on..heh heh
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NNY
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 10:41 pm
i do not know whAt she was talking about, sublimiNal messages! ha! i Take nothIng subliminally. Can you really HeaR me tryIng to do SomeThing that moronic?
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LibertyD
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 12:30 am
sorry, nny -- i Didn't meAn to Make you look lIke A moroN. Twisted Evil
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Monger
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 07:23 am
Jesus (aka Michael Tavesser) likes to think the whole U.S. is the antichrist.
Quote:
"Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time." ...


On His website, followers like to refer to Him as "Child, born out of the Woman", and such. Laughing

And if Uppercase Letters aren't already proof enough, youse should probably have a look at these fulfilled prophecies proving Michael be the Second Coming.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 01:20 pm
Well, if nothin' else will do it fer ya, that photo of the Wilderness, in which Michael will soon appear, cinches the case . . . there ya go, proof positive . . .

(I just loves visual non-sequiturs . . . )
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 01:29 pm
It's good enough for me, by golly.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:39 pm
Further proof he's returned:
I CAN WALK!!!!
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:41 pm
I thought all you could do was talk, edgar. Walking and talking? I'm headin' for the hills.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 07:19 am
Look; no hands.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 09:52 pm
What this thread needs to liven it is a rousing good song ! ! !

So, you are the Christ. You're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, and I'll know it's all true.
Come on, King of the Jews.

Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try.

So, you are the Christ. You're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free.
Come on, King of the Jews.
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AdamTrav
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 10:05 pm
If I were to do all that you say, you would still not believe.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 10:07 pm
Yup, and that says something about the people or about what you would have them believe.
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NNY
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2003 10:33 pm
MDYNNUAJMIEOIKSUSOAJTNAJN

nothing subliminal there!
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Monger
 
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Reply Sun 10 Aug, 2003 11:06 pm
Yeah right, like we'd ever think you were hiding horrible messages like "my name is Satan" or suchlike. Pffft. We's trust ya! http://www.waggery.com/m/happyd.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 11 Aug, 2003 04:44 am
Get thee behind me, Satan.
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