edgarblythe wrote:I bet this guy is a candidate for CA governor.
I believe the entry fee is $3500, better sign up now, everybody. Looks like bein' a real par-teeeeeee . . .
If yer gonna do a cult, you need a "exit stragedy." You know, like killer grape kool-aid, or Alien transports come to take us home.
OOPS, OOPS ! ! !
(Damned server . . . sheesh . . . )
cavfancier, you are seeing Him in the field where the corn, this year, IS as high as an elephants eye.
But, if there is God in every person, then, I ask Mr. Trav, to deem Slappy's visual a part of His plan. I mean, like, he looks like he could be a friend of mine, and please don't regail me with the usual mumbo-jumbo about sinners. It's sooooo tedious.
I rest my case
CAV-we got it, you have to admit it just wasnt one of your best. Relax, youre better when its spontaneous.
Yeah, true enough....i promis me stop thinky frum now on..heh heh
i do not know whAt she was talking about, sublimiNal messages! ha! i Take nothIng subliminally. Can you really HeaR me tryIng to do SomeThing that moronic?
sorry, nny -- i Didn't meAn to Make you look lIke A moroN.
Jesus (aka Michael Tavesser) likes to think the whole U.S. is the antichrist.
Quote:"Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time." ...
On His website, followers like to refer to Him as "Child, born out of the Woman", and such.
And if Uppercase Letters aren't already proof enough, youse should probably have a look at these
fulfilled prophecies proving Michael be the Second Coming.
Well, if nothin' else will do it fer ya, that photo of the Wilderness, in which Michael will soon appear, cinches the case . . . there ya go, proof positive . . .
(I just loves visual non-sequiturs . . . )
It's good enough for me, by golly.
Further proof he's returned:
I CAN WALK!!!!
I thought all you could do was talk, edgar. Walking and talking? I'm headin' for the hills.
What this thread needs to liven it is a rousing good song ! ! !
So, you are the Christ. You're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, and I'll know it's all true.
Come on, King of the Jews.
Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try.
So, you are the Christ. You're the great Jesus Christ.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool.
If you do that for me, then I'll let you go free.
Come on, King of the Jews.
If I were to do all that you say, you would still not believe.
Yup, and that says something about the people or about what you would have them believe.
MDYNNUAJMIEOIKSUSOAJTNAJN
nothing subliminal there!
Yeah right, like we'd ever think you were hiding horrible messages like "my name is Satan" or suchlike. Pffft. We's trust ya!
Get thee behind me, Satan.