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Christ Has Returned - No Joke! #2

 
 
Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2003 08:13 pm
Round 2 - Evidently the first attempt at this thread was deleted by the Moderator. It is claimed that it had an inappropriate web link referring to the One that this discussion was to be about.

Yes, Christ has returned, and I am not joking. He has returned to receive His children and to execute judgment on the ungodly. It is true, despite what you have been taught by the scribes and the pharisees in the confused churches of the land.

I have seen Him come in the clouds and have discoursed with Him. He came back in "like manner" as He left. He had not come to the "desert" but has come to the "good ground" of those who truly love God.

As the Jews rejected the first Messiah, most of you will likely reject this "second coming" as well. To the true seeker, you can investigate this for yourself by going to the following Google search.

Heeding the moderators instructions, I will quote a portion of Michael's letter to the earth which was posted on the web earlier today.

In recent days, I have received numerous e-mails from those in the world who have read some of my articles.  Some of the letters have sought advice, while others were letters of attack.  I am writing this letter to share some of my intimate thoughts with those who feel inclined to write to me.  I will share with you some of my present motivations as to why I say what I do.

Some of the letters I receive are from those who sign them, The Devil.  Others attack me with cursing and deriding. Most letters are filled with unbelief in me, and with jesting and mocking.  Some of the correspondence is from those who wish to convert me to their religion.  I will address each kind of letter.

First of all, look at your world, you who mock me.  You have leaders that send you off to kill and be killed.  Your sons sit in the desert, trying to stay cool, trying to subjugate a people who will not be subjugated, a people who did you no wrong. Your lives are filled with debt and sorrow.  You have death all around you.  No one in your world has any respect for any other, except in a pretense, and you all try to get what you can, while you can.  How can any reasonable man think that your world is worth living in?  Your joys revolve around the movies you get to see, or the alcohol you get to drink.  Some of you have the weekend "off", and the rest of the time you work for the bank or the tax man.  Is that what you live for?  Is that what you give your life for?  Is that your idea of patriotism? None of these things are in my world.  My world is a world of peace, and it does not put itself in self-interested investments, that only lead to disappointment and sorrow. 

I do not force a people to do what I say, so that I might gain benefits from them, as you do. So, why is it you write to me, and mock me, when it is your world that is dysfunctional?  Your world is full of old people's homes, insane asylums, prisons and ghettos.  It is full of wars based on lies and exaggeration. You invade other countries in the name of freedom, but you bring no freedom. Go ahead, look at your newspapers and Internet news sites.  Add up the good news that you have in your world.  Just try and find it through all the blood and hate in which your society functions.  None of these things are in my world.  Mock yourself, for you are worthy of it.  You speak freedom and justice, but you lie.  You pledge allegiance to a flag full of blood.  Your world is a desolation and a mockery, for you say many wonderful things, but you do none of them.

You may ask me, "What gives you the authority to speak as you do?  What makes you so high and mighty?  You take too much upon yourself."  I tell you truly, The Father in heaven, the mighty God, has sent me to say what I have said to you.  I only do and say what He gives me to do and say.  Pay no mind to me, but hear my words, for my words proceed from Him.  He has borne witness of me.  He is the One Who testifies of me.  If you are offended at me, ask Him if these things are true.  If they are true, then follow me, for heaven has come down to you, and Christ's second coming is here in your midst. If they are not true then ignore me, my life will mean nothing to you. I come only by instruction, and I claim nothing for myself. If one hates me, he hates my Father who dwells in the heavens, for I have come from Him and was born out of Him.  My words are His words to you.
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AdamTrav
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2003 08:14 pm
Hi CodeBorg,

Answering your post about whether Christ ever left.

You are quite correct in your conclusion that "how can we say that Christ ever left".

The Spirit of Christ has been on the earth since He left. On the other hand, He did ascend into the heavens, and the angels said he would come again. The angel said - Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking up toward heaven? This Jesus, who has been taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven. Acts:1:11

The Christian world has been waiting for 2000 years for His return and the final conflagration of the earth. The books of Daniel and Revelation are loaded with such references.

Another aspect of Christ returning is that nominal Christianity (and most of the world) does not have the spirit of Christ in them any more. This can be seen by observing madmen who profess to be following "God, Christ, or Jesus" running around the world killing those who do not follow their religious criteria. You must admit that man's disregard for his fellow man is the norm of the day. These "false Christ" have now been exposed by the Real One.

The scriptures are full of references to the return of Christ. I will cite just another.

Behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to render to each man according as his work is. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end. Rev. 22:12-13
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NNY
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2003 09:40 pm
I think Jesus was a hip cat that said be cool and drink wine.
I really don't know why I posted here, I mu6st really need atte6ntion.
I'm going to consult with are Lord and Father high abouve the mountain tops next to the broken stereo adn as6k him if what you said was true.

Peace be with you my brothers.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 06:21 am
Adam, I dont think anybody hates you. I think that, should you continue your threads, you will get a lot of comic abuse by people who are more wondering , "are you getting enough zinc?"
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:30 am
Enough jibber-jabber....when can we start a cult?

C'mon, people!

The night time is the right time!
The night time is the right time!
The night time is the right time!
THE SUN SUCKS!
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:36 am
Where'd the Rapture go?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:49 am
rapture? and all this time i thought it was Rupture, got me a truss
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 08:52 am
Sounds like a plan Slappy. First things first though, no cult is complete without a catchy name. How 'bout something like The Church of the Holy Trinity and Some Guy Named Slappy?

..Needs work.

You've still got heaps of important matters to figger out like which of your deviant practices you'll use it to justify and who is most likely the antichrist. Very Happy
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 09:59 am
We shall egg our neighbor's houses nightly in the name of Allah.
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LibertyD
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 10:20 am
You guys definately need to get NNY to write the literature for your cult -- he's got the subliminal message thing down great.
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 11:07 am
I live in the Midwest and people are constantly seeing JC in the cornfields. If they miss him there, then there is never a church too far away. But, Mr. Trav, I have found in personal experience that those who feel such an intense need to preach possess a monster ego that JC apparently did not have.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 11:18 am
Is that Jesus in the field, or is just a fair I see?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 01:52 pm
THIS THREAD IS...

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-20.3.jpg


GAY!
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 01:57 pm
You wouldn't settle for just a bit odd?
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 02:01 pm
You meant this thread was happy and joyous, right Slappy?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 02:08 pm
Exactly.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 04:47 pm
His shoes make his feet seem overly large.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 04:49 pm
I think they are inline skates....say, did anyone get my "fair I see" pun? That one always brings the house down when I play the Vatican....
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 04:49 pm
And Jesus wore sandals.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2003 05:13 pm
I bet this guy is a candidate for CA governor.
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