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							Sat 26 Jul, 2003 07:21 pm
						
						
					
					
					
						What goes 9-9-9 thunk  ... 999-thunk...          -9-9-9 thunk...???
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a centipede with a wooden leg)   AW--WW--www--wwww
					
				 
				
						
														
					
												Good grief, Verbal Lee. 
 
 
What goes black and white and black and white and black and white?
											
 
																									
						
														
					
												heh  heh,   I  can't say,  unless it is a checkered flag at the races?
that's black and white together though.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												a nun rolling down a hill...God, how ludicrous can you get..but I love it... 
 
											 
																									
						
														
					
												What goes "clippety-clippety-clop, clippety-clippety-clop, BANG BANG, clippety-clop"?
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												An Amish drive-by shooting.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												What goes "Fee fi fo...fee fi fo...fee"?
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Mike Tyson reciting his telephone number.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Hillarious, equus,  I'm saving these for my little cousin.
He's a quirky kid.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												What has 50 legs but can't walk?
        --Half a centipede.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												you killed a cetipede just for a riddle.. shame
											
					
				 
																
						
														
					
												Why don't the Amish go water skiing?
   -- Because the horses would drown.