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Jesus will take you to the paradise

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jun, 2007 04:44 pm
ebrown_p wrote:
jespah wrote:
No thanks, jesus; I'll just take the T. I already know the way.
http://www.thedise.com/


You misunderstand Jespah... I think Jesus want to take you for a date...

((nothing wrong with that, I hear he is quite a gentleman))


Well, that's nice of him to offer, but I'm already married. I got all the bearded guys I can handle right now.

Besides, what about this water into wine stuff? Can the conversion happen post-guzzle? If it does, and I'm trying to be the designated driver but I end up with a (as in the lyrics to the Beatles' song, "Her Majesty") belly full of wine, I'd fail a breathalyzer test. Would Jesus pay my bail? I'm very concerned about liability.
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