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Sat 16 Jun, 2007 08:07 am
Believe in Jesus, to the son of the God, and He will take your spirit to the paradise when your body dies. Take this seriously because it is provably true.
That's not what the people of the cave believe...join them in their sacred chant...
...oooooooooooooohhhhh...what the hell...I be tellin' yooooo...what the hell...I be TELLin' yooooo...what the hell...I be tellin' yooooo...what the hell...I be TELLin' yooooo...what the hell...I be tellin' yooooo...what the hell...I be TELLin' yooooo...
you could provably use the thread title as a banner to a whore house.
Step right on in
Marry belle will take you to paradise
What is Paradise? A bunch of neo-Republicans sitting around listening to piped-in harp music? Or is it the place with all the hot babes, rock music and steamy sex? If given a choise of those two places I've already made up my mind!
Welcome to the forum, infinity.
Say, where did you get the idea for your first post?
Not from the bible, right? 'Cause when you're dead, you're dead.
"Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help.
[4] His breath goeth forth, he returneth to his earth; in that very day his thoughts perish." (Psalm 146:3,4)
No thanks, jesus; I'll just take the T. I already know the way.
http://www.thedise.com/
I thought cheeseburgers put you in paradise.
You misunderstand Jespah... I think Jesus want to take you for a date...
((nothing wrong with that, I hear he is quite a gentleman))
Is there a bible sale going on that I haven't heard about? These guys keep coming out of the wood work.
Re: Jesus will take you to the paradise
Infinity wrote:Believe in Jesus, to the son of the God, and He will take your spirit to the paradise when your body dies. Take this seriously because it is provably true.
Wow! This is hot stuff! Listen up guys, and you get to go to paradise!
And watch out you don't doubt it, because it's
provably true! Man, do I like those odds.
Infinity . . . it appears to be a not unreasonable assumption that English is not your first language, right?
The Paradise? It's a club down by Fenway.
The locus Dei of the universe;
Oh wait a sec, that's not Wolf Hole Az, that's my back yard.
Wilso wrote:BDV wrote:Who's this Jesus ?
Some Mexican dude?
jesus was crucified for not having a green card. A common and petty criminal. He didn't even speak english.
glad to see your back yard lives up to the seriousness of this thread dys
dyslexia wrote:Wilso wrote:BDV wrote:Who's this Jesus ?
Some Mexican dude?
jesus was crucified for not having a green card. A common and petty criminal. He didn't even speak english.
In my Bible he spoke only English.
I've got 2 tickets to paradise.
come on, back your bags, we'll leave tonight.
From a review of Christopher Hitchens book
God is not Great
Quote:Religion, Hitchens writes, is "violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children."
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