Ever been bit by a goose? Ain't pleasant. They gots TEETH in them there beaks. LOTS of SHARP little sharky teeth.
Gettin' a little long in the tooth, there, pd. But your Crest Whitening Strips worked great.
(found out today i narrowly averted a root canal under an almost-two-decades-old filling. i was disappointed, but the drilling was good times.)
(Drugs involved? or just the "there's-a-jackhammer-in-my-mouth" vibrations?) (Sigh, my mind is never completely out of the gutter. Oh well.) (More children's show weirdness... puppets were playing house, a mommy and a daddy. They did chores, and wondered what to do next. "What else do mommies and daddies do?" I looked askanse at the TV. "Mommies and daddies like to..." No, they won't, well this IS a French show... "HUG!" Whew.)
mommies and daddies have mistresses and lovers for the sort of filth you're thinking of. (damn, i hadn't meant to post anything sensible on this, and yet -- g gr g rgrrgrgg g rg rggr g ggrgrrrgr rggr rgr grrgr grg rgr gr grgr )
OH ****!
Oops. Nevermind.
(exactly the look i saw in my dentist's eyes this morning, cj. not a comforting moment.)
at risk of sounding like a redneck -- my cousin emailed me that one a while back...
Yikes! Hey, next time give a girl some warning!
Please give everyone some warning. That link is very close to being against the TOS and against the terms I signed with my host and my advertisers.
It's also inappropriate for children or those who browse from work.
When posting such links it's a common internet decency to warn the viewers. Some have children nearby, or a boss hovering around.
ok
based on littlek's response i'm not even going to look
i'll just proceed from
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhpricots
When I was but a lad I worked in an apricot shed, cutting them apart for the drying trays. It did not pay well, but I loved it. But they're not as much fun as tossing tomatoes.
Sorry everyone -- I honestly didn't think it was all that bad.
Still don't.
But if it was inappropriate -- and apparently it was -- the apology is sincere.
I don't think it's bad at all Frank, some do. Those with kids are quite different than you or I. If they ahve kids nearby and see a warning they won't open it.
Since this site is open to anyone over 13 ya gotta give a warnin' sometimes.
It's no biggie.
(Very true about warning. That one was abstract enough that I think I could gasp and close it before the sozlet got it, but she's often on my lap or nearby when I'm on A2K.) (Not that butts are so terrible, but as a general concept...)
