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Cats...why do they DO it?

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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 12:22 am
Setanta wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Setanta wrote:
dlowan wrote:
farmerman wrote:
I also hate that word "quotidian" its so nimious


You think you're smart, don't you Baldrick?


It could have been worse, FM. If her cat did it at sundown, she could have written crepuscular.


Yeppers, darn tootin'.....

And, if at sunrise, Aurora or rosy fingered dawn woulda got in there.


I got so sick of damned ol' rosy fingered dawn (Eos), that i threw down The Odyssey in disgust. That, and "then they laid their hands on the good things that were there for them to eat." Always made me hungry, so i'd put the book down, and go rummage in the fridge.




Well, that is ONE response to the immortal Homer!!!!




Kinda feline, really.......






























































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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 12:33 am
Imagine if you had a pet elephant, and it got a hairball.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 12:39 am
dadpad wrote:
Imagine if you had a pet elephant, and it got a hairball.



Not much hair.



A cold, however, would be MURDER!!!
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 01:23 am
Reprise:

Imagine if you had a pet mammoth... and it got a hairball, and you lived in the tundra and had to hunt for food each Thursday.

(nods emphatically)


I bet mamoths didn't get colds.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 04:59 pm
dadpad wrote:
Reprise:

Imagine if you had a pet mammoth... and it got a hairball, and you lived in the tundra and had to hunt for food each Thursday.

(nods emphatically)


I bet mamoths didn't get colds.




Mammoths did not lick their fur to keep it clean, therefore they did not get furballs.


How in hell would you know about mammoths and colds anyhow?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 05:03 pm
dlowan wrote:
How in hell would you know about mammoths and colds anyhow?


Just about anybody could be expected to know more about mammoths than some scatter-brained Ozzian wabbit . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 05:04 pm
Mammoth: Hey, wabbit . . . does **** stick to your fur?

Wabbit: Why . . . no, it doesn't . . . why do you ask?

Mammoth reaches out with trunk, picks up wabbit, wipes her arse, drops wabbit, and moves on.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 05:48 pm
Setanta wrote:
Mammoth: Hey, wabbit . . . does **** stick to your fur?

Wabbit: Why . . . no, it doesn't . . . why do you ask?

Mammoth reaches out with trunk, picks up wabbit, wipes her arse, drops wabbit, and moves on.


Using Bi Polar's old jokes now, are we?


How retrograde....
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 07:47 pm
dlowan wrote:
How in hell would you know about mammoths and colds anyhow?


In any archaeological digs where fossilised mammoth bones have been found have you EVER heard of a fossilised hankie being found?


Well?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 08:11 pm
I'd say he's got ya dead to rights with that one, Miss Cunning Coney . . . got no answer for that, do ya?

(The joke is an old one, and ain't original with the Bear. The usual characters are a wabbit and a grizzly.)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 08:13 pm
Those are tarry waste tissues... prolly gone by now.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 09:21 pm
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
How in hell would you know about mammoths and colds anyhow?


In any archaeological digs where fossilised mammoth bones have been found have you EVER heard of a fossilised hankie being found?


Well?



No thumbs = no hankies



Stupid Pad!
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jun, 2007 09:37 pm
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
How in hell would you know about mammoths and colds anyhow?


In any archaeological digs where fossilised mammoth bones have been found have you EVER heard of a fossilised hankie being found?


Well?



No thumbs = no hankies



Stupid Pad!


Am not!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 01:05 am
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
How in hell would you know about mammoths and colds anyhow?


In any archaeological digs where fossilised mammoth bones have been found have you EVER heard of a fossilised hankie being found?


Well?



No thumbs = no hankies



Stupid Pad!


Am not!



Are.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 01:22 am
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not notnot not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not ^ Infinity.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 01:38 am
dadpad wrote:
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 01:50 am
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not notnot not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not ^ Infinity.



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Take a close look, people -- that's what cat-luvin does to your sanity.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 03:09 am
Thomas wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not notnot not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not ^ Infinity.



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Take a close look, people -- that's what cat-luvin does to your sanity.



Nah...it's the MAMMOTHS, Dumbkopf!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 07:47 am
But thanks for the mammothry
Of every touch a thrill
I've been through the mill
I've lived a lot and learned a lot
You loved me not and still
I miss you so much . . .

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-6/wooly-mammoth-bay-to-breakers-2006.jpg

(In Pennsylvania coal country, where there were once many Hungarians--called them Hunkies--many of the lesser, common insults were direct translations from German, so, they would call you a dumbhead, or a pigdog.)
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jun, 2007 07:49 am
Imagine if you had a pet girraffe and It got a hairball.
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