You should get her some Ogden Nash . . .
The Cow
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
The Guppy
Whales have calves,
Cats have kittens,
Bears have cubs,
Bats have bittens,
Swans have cygnets,
Seals have puppies,
But guppies just have little guppies.
The Firefly
The firefly's flame Is something for which science has no name
I can think of nothing eerier
Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a
person's posteerier.
The Termite
Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
I went looking for his stuff, 'cause i know the Sozlet will love this stuff, if not now, then in years to come. Here's where i found that:
Ogden Nash online[/color]