The Last Thing You Put In Your Mouth....

2 x popadums
1 X Lamb Balti
1 X Pillau rice
1 X Diet Coke

I feel quite full...

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Greedy bugger smorgsi!



A piece of braised steak.

Murray Mint

(it came with the take out - just found it in the bottom of the turmeric stained bag, along with a scented hand wipe, or maybe it's an arse wipe - 'cos of the curry?)

I know Mathos - sometimes you just have to give in to the 'curry urge'.

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I always thought curries were something you had on a Friday night after a few pints with the lads!

Maybe I've been keeping the wrong company!


Aniseed ball.

Cuppa T.

What!?

You trying to tell me that you don't order a curry take out as an occasional treat in the week?

What's wrong with you man? That's not British.

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Do I bloody hell, keep curries in the Indian shops and holiday venues unless your pissed as a newt and don't care what you shovel down!

British!!!

Come on smorgsi, that's a real load of miners bollocks! Fish n chips is British.

If Spendi read that he'd more than likely stick it into a class category and start explaining to you how and where it all went wrong!


A piece of cough candy.

See what you did?

You made me eat!

So I could reply...

I think you'll find sussies more likely to be on my side on this one, Mathos, you little islander!

I also think you'll find that Balti is more popular than fish and chips AND what COULD be more British than a good old lamb balti...

takes me back to the good old days of The Raj.

A Malteser.

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Well if your used to a Delhi Belly type environment I suppose you can accept anything at all covered in a liquid cloak of beguilement! :wink:


I could serve you roast rat, frogs dicks, cocroach turds and monkey semen covered in it!

What's British about that, besides being taken for a plonker and saying how nice it all was?


There's a case on in Blackpool at present with reference of a human being being served up on the lamb spit and nobody sussed it! Time will tell. Stick to what you know smorgsi, it stops your tits deflating when you lie down.

Smint.

A cup a coffee with my toasted egg and tomato sandwich for breakfast

Shrimp noodle soup, using leftover shrimp-sauteed-in-wine/olive oil/black pepper/garlic/chimayo chile

That's sounds delicious ossobuco.

(it was, I had three bowls. Ok, small bowls, but still...)

sweat

it is goddamn freakin' hot here

almond-rhubarb cake MMMM !

apple

a nice swig of sweetened ice tea

Bowl of custard and peaches

Crawdads

toasted cheese bagel with sliced tomatoes

vanilla yougurt and granola