Getting attacked by wild animals

I almost had him thrown off Mc Mavis...you;re on your own now!!

Well, ironicbliss is a sharp newbie too, but she's gotten a quick patina...

Why was the washing machine laughing?
'Cos it was taking the piss out of your knickers.



(u might not get that y'all Americans - "takin' the piss" means to make fun of. Oh and knickers are panties to u I think)



(so probably didn't make u laugh at all)

(sorry)

Mind you, if they see you come out and hunch down to piss all along the perimeters of your garden, that might do the trick of keeping your neighbours inside as well.

I get this when I Google deerstalker:

So is this the outfit for gathering puma piss in? Would Kicky look good in this? Would any of the ladies?

Stay tuned for another episode of "Piss and Vinegar: My Years on A2K"

You obviously don't know my neighbours. I think they would like that and enjoy tremendously telling all the other neighbours about it.
The husband is usually 3 sheets under the wind and he would probebly ask if he could join me.
Did I mention he's my mothers cousin?

The rest of the family doesn't sway as much on the odd side, but they do have their moments

Oh and welcome to A2K McMavis :-D

Thank you for the welcome Montana and Ossobuco. This is a really cool place.

It must not be dawn yet. Would one like to be my second in the Kickcan challange to a duel at dawn, some dawn in the future I am assuming.

I'm so glad you're liking it here, but since we just recently found out that Kicky is god, I'm not crazy enough to go there!

Good luck with that

Dorothy...I got it...and laughed....
The man I was messing around with was Irish...so I heard a few like that... Thanks, I love your posts!
Oh and Montana...(can't get the quote thing right) this neighbor is FAMILY? Argh. That means you actually have to speak to them. I was going to suggest the silent but pleasant treatment.
Oh and this doesn't have to be a dancing with wolves moment folks...we could all just pee in jars and divvy it out among our flora and fauna...
Ossobucca, thanks...but I showered with a brillo...I'm all clean. Just eating alot

I was thinking on the lines of using a jar as well and I may just do it just out of curiosity :-D

All right...I haven't sprayed my yard for a bit...I'll try it too then we can compare rsults...
Should we shoot for around the same amount of time?

OK thats gross...but kind of funny...sorry I was raised with a gross older brother and no sis!
I put this new lame pic on my profile...so this is also a test to see if it comes up...

Takes more than a little pee to gross me out.

Older brother over here.

I live up north a ways so it'll be a bit before I'm in need of some pee, but I'll let you know as soon as I'm ready to go