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Getting attacked by wild animals

 
 
Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 04:28 pm
Not that I go around smelling piss or anything Laughing
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ironicbliss
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 04:33 pm
But sometimes the oppurtunity just forces itself... Confused Laughing
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 04:34 pm
Laughing Yeah, I know what you mean Laughing
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 04:37 pm
I can't wait to see if that stuff works. I'm planting new flowers this year and I want to keep loving the deer as I watch them eat the grass and stuff not in my gardens.
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ironicbliss
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 04:54 pm
Well I can already tell you it works...I used it last year when I planted my garden and not a bite....its SO stinky though!!! Best to spray it at night, so as not to bother neighbors, then run inside and shut everything...its that bad. The smell will go away after a few hours though...I'm about tol plant some roses without a fence and I know it will work!
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ironicbliss
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 04:57 pm
Wish I could still love the deer...today I saw a few running down the street towards a few kids and was calling over to the mom to warn her....
Laughing
I'm a bit paranoid now... Razz
Hey, I like that "razz" face...its silly....
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ironicbliss
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 04:59 pm
But I did see the worlds tiniest baby deer while camping last week...and its eyes were kind of bluish...it was SOOOO cute, wanted to wrap it up in my sleeping bag and kiss its little nose!!
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 05:01 pm
Awesome! Thanks Ironic :-D

A few hours is something I can live with and if it keeps neighbors away as well, it's even better Laughing <very nosy neighbors, I have>

I had a neighbor once who put chicken crap in his garden (Which was next to my previous house) and that stunk up my whole yard all summer long. The hotter the day, the worse the smell Shocked . My neighbor was appologizing to me all summer Laughing
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 05:03 pm
ironicbliss wrote:
Wish I could still love the deer...today I saw a few running down the street towards a few kids and was calling over to the mom to warn her....
Laughing
I'm a bit paranoid now... Razz
Hey, I like that "razz" face...its silly....


What's up with those crazy deer in your area? Laughing Our deer are very mellow and peaceful Cool
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 05:04 pm
ironicbliss wrote:
But I did see the worlds tiniest baby deer while camping last week...and its eyes were kind of bluish...it was SOOOO cute, wanted to wrap it up in my sleeping bag and kiss its little nose!!



Awwwww!!! I love it when I see one of ours shows up with a baby. They're just so cute :-D
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 05:31 pm
Asherman wrote:
Douse your perimeter with puma piss. Deers have this genetic thing about moving on when a puma shows up; go figure. The only problem might be obtaining the required deer-repellent. It isn't available commercially, so you'd have to "harvest" it yourself. I advise against becoming too cozy with a wild puma, because they are it bit paranoid about folks following them around and trying to join them at toilette. You might try bribing a local zoo keeper to demand a gallon jar sample from his puma inmates ... that sometimes works if the keeper is broke and not too sharp.

Shocked Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 05:33 pm
Mind you, thats the first stalking deer story Ive ever heard..
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 05:40 pm
Yeah, same here. I've heard of attacks, but the stalking is a first for me too Laughing
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ironicbliss
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 05:51 pm
Ooooh...I have a nosy neighbor too...maybe I'll spray extra... Laughing
Yeah the stalking deer thing is the wierdest...even my friends don't believe me...I keep waiting for that jerk deer to do it in front of someone so I can go SEE?...SEE!!??
Laughing
Its like he knows...
And then I start wondering, when no one else has heard of it...that maybe its some smell I have!! Laughing Maybe his goal isn't to attack but to mate!! Not to flatter myself... Laughing
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 06:55 pm
FINALLY! I've been waiting for this to turn into a Relationships thread.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 07:00 pm
"I think deer fancies me, what to do? HELP"

woulda made a good thread title..
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 07:00 pm
Laughing By the look you described in its eyes, I bet it's just still really pissed off about the leg thing. I guess we would be too Laughing


<reminds myself to pick up extra can of smelly pee for neighbors>
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 07:10 pm
Montana, I can give you a second endorsement for Liquid Fence. Stinks to high heaven, works like a champ.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 08:31 pm
This is so exciting! Now I can keep the deer and the neighbours out of my garden :-D



Coolness in a can Cool
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2007 08:36 pm
I was gonna build a real fence for the neighbours so this liquid fence just may save me a few thousand bucks.
Now if someone could invent a liquid fence where my neighbours couldn't see me anymore, I'd be forever grateful!

Although I'd feel a bit bad that they would no longer know what to do with those expensive binoculars of theirs Laughing
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