Getting attacked by wild animals

Are you pro or con?

I try to avoid it...

Only if they are irradiated killing bunnies

Uh, well, if it's a Bear I might be okay with it.

Otherwise I'd have to put it on my "Having bad day" list.

But . . . relationships and marriage . . . i don't think i could remain committed to woman who demanded this sort of . . . bedroom antics . . .

REally?

You went for the demon clown last weekend. Not much different in my experience.

It's only polite to offer a line of coke first.

Sheesh, you're so eager, Ironic!

Komodo dragons kinda weird me out. Iwouldnt want any of their spit on me.

DON'T MENTION KOMODO DRAGONS!!

Chai will be here any minute... just watch...

KOMODO DRAGONS

KIMONO DRAGGIN'

The title of this thread brings to mind a conversation I had with some friends a few years back. We were discussing the preferred method of death if one must decide. Heroin overdose was a big favorite, followed closely by heart failure during sexual intercourse.

I chose being ripped to shreds by a pack of wild dogs. To this day, that remains my choice.

...though not the dogs'.

They would love it and you know it, George.

Nothing creates more joy in a canine cluster than savaging a capybara farmer.

prove it

Didn't have time to go into it...but essentially I have this way less controversial problem and can't wait to share it.....
About a year ago last spring my dog chased a deer over a fence. The deer got his foot caught and broke its leg. It was KNARLY...and I felt awful...it was barely hobbling for months near our house as an awful reminder of my dear pets pension for accidental cruelty. Well as it began healing (healing badly) it started coming around. I was able to teach Luna to stay away from deer after that...anyway at first it would just graze nearby, and I thought it strange it wouldn't budge when Luna and I were out on my porch. Then I started getting this wierd feeling...and I'd look up and it would be kinda staring at Luna. One day as I was drinking tea and reading on my porch, and Luna was happily knawing a lamb bone in the driveway, I got that feeling again, and looked up. I kid you not, this deer was looking straight at Luna, and TIP toeing quietly towards her. Luna was totally oblivious till I called her. The deer then looked at me in kind of an ANGRY (I know...no one else believes me either )way, and charged Luna. Well by this time my pup was hip to the danger and was tearing towards me and the front door, but the deer was gaining. I yelled at the deer and stood up putting my arms up but to no avail. Its FUR was up, and there was no trace of bambi in its eyes..
We got into the house just in time, the deer was up my steps and at my front door in a second...I slammed the door in its face and kept watch out the window till it left...
This deer still stalks us, but has chilled a bit...but I've never heard of this before! Has anyone else? Oh and how to make the deer stop?

Your first mistake, ironicbliss, is treat all these posters as sane.

Indeed they are, and many of them are smarties, but still, there is this infantile flailing.

Well, not all are smarties.






If you are about to despair, we are straightforward sometimes.

Yeah I can tell...its kind of great...I love the kimono draggin pic...
OK dear now what about deer?

Bears are good but so are wild cats. and wolves.