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Did Jerry Falwell go to heaven?

 
 
Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 07:41 pm
Or is he hanging out with the rest of the eternally damned in hell right now?

Going by his record as a Christian, if there is a heaven, I would think he'd be a shoo-in, wouldn't you?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 07:48 pm
Let him hang in limbo (purgatory) forever. He shall never lose hope...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 07:53 pm
I thought limbo was canned...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 07:55 pm
You're shattering my hopes to better myself one day, osso Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:03 pm
I think if there is a hell Falwell is shoveling coal next to Hitler as we speak.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:08 pm
But if there is a heaven and a hell, then wouldn't that mean that Christianity is correct, and therefore, all of Falwell's values correct as well?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:10 pm
I never met the good Dr. Falwell, but in the various nooks and crannies of my short life I've met several of his league: Oral Roberts and his son Richard, Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, Billy James Hargis: (you meet a lot of people when you do television in Tulsa). I was always struck by one thing: they all had both an absolute certainty about their faith and an absolute certainty that they could make a ton of money professing it.

So, is Jerry in heaven? No. He's just dead.


Joe(maranatha!)Nation
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:14 pm
You forgot Jimmy Swaggart, Joe!

Calamity(don't mention it)Jane
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:20 pm
I never met Jimmy Swaggart, our station ran his show at 7am Sundays. (KTUL)

then there was a local program from Pastor Pack, who was a preacher of the Last Days. (I directed the show for about four years). He had all kinds of signs of the coming of Jesus. Those bar codes on your can of peas? the mark of the Beast.

Joe(666)Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:26 pm
kickycan wrote:
But if there is a heaven and a hell, then wouldn't that mean that Christianity is correct, and therefore, all of Falwell's values correct as well?



Much as many christians piss me off, no, I don't think christianity gels with Falwell's values.


I think they were the antithesis of core christian values.....you know, the golden rule and all.


Falwell epitomized the unfortunate coincidence of human propensity to mangle belief systems to suit our prejudices, and the massive problem of treating a huge, diverse, and, in many places, primitive and nasty, series of writings as though they are...as it were...the word of god.

The bible is a big, ancient, mulifarious rorschach.

Falwell looked into it and all that was there, for him, was a mirror for his own tragic frailties.

This happens an awful lot, I think....and can cause grievous and terrible harm.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:29 pm
What are you, dlowan?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:30 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
What are you, dlowan?


A Wabbit.

Why?


And I left the goddam "t" out of multifarious.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:31 pm
dlowan wrote:
goddam


Well, now we know where YOU'LL be going.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:32 pm
dlowan wrote:
kickycan wrote:
But if there is a heaven and a hell, then wouldn't that mean that Christianity is correct, and therefore, all of Falwell's values correct as well?



Much as many christians piss me off, no, I don't think christianity gels with Falwell's values.


I think they were the antithesis of core christian values.....you know, the golden rule and all.


Falwell epitomized the unfortunate coincidence of human propensity to mangle belief systems to suit our prejudices, and the massive problem of treating a huge, diverse, and, in many places, primitive and nasty, series of writings as though they are...as it were...the word of god.

The bible is a big, ancient, mulifarious rorschach.

Falwell looked into it and all that was there, for him, was a mirror for his own tragic frailties.

This happens an awful lot, I think....and can cause grievous and terrible harm.


Good answer. Thank you. I wonder what Christians think about this. Seriously.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:33 pm
A rabbit indeed. I'm not buying it.

An aborigine maybe.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:33 pm
Quote:
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 09:58 pm
kickycan wrote:
dlowan wrote:
kickycan wrote:
But if there is a heaven and a hell, then wouldn't that mean that Christianity is correct, and therefore, all of Falwell's values correct as well?



Much as many christians piss me off, no, I don't think christianity gels with Falwell's values.


I think they were the antithesis of core christian values.....you know, the golden rule and all.


Falwell epitomized the unfortunate coincidence of human propensity to mangle belief systems to suit our prejudices, and the massive problem of treating a huge, diverse, and, in many places, primitive and nasty, series of writings as though they are...as it were...the word of god.

The bible is a big, ancient, mulifarious rorschach.

Falwell looked into it and all that was there, for him, was a mirror for his own tragic frailties.

This happens an awful lot, I think....and can cause grievous and terrible harm.


Good answer. Thank you. I wonder what Christians think about this. Seriously.


Christians disagree.

Naturally.

It's what we do best. Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 10:16 pm
Eva wrote:
kickycan wrote:
dlowan wrote:
kickycan wrote:
But if there is a heaven and a hell, then wouldn't that mean that Christianity is correct, and therefore, all of Falwell's values correct as well?



Much as many christians piss me off, no, I don't think christianity gels with Falwell's values.


I think they were the antithesis of core christian values.....you know, the golden rule and all.


Falwell epitomized the unfortunate coincidence of human propensity to mangle belief systems to suit our prejudices, and the massive problem of treating a huge, diverse, and, in many places, primitive and nasty, series of writings as though they are...as it were...the word of god.

The bible is a big, ancient, mulifarious rorschach.

Falwell looked into it and all that was there, for him, was a mirror for his own tragic frailties.

This happens an awful lot, I think....and can cause grievous and terrible harm.


Good answer. Thank you. I wonder what Christians think about this. Seriously.


Christians disagree.

Naturally.

It's what we do best. Laughing



Disagreeable bastids, aren't you?
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 10:27 pm
Ain't we, though!

Laughing

With people like Falwell running around, we get a lot of practice.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 11:13 pm
Eva wrote:
Ain't we, though!

Laughing

With people like Falwell running around, we get a lot of practice.



Hey!


You can't possibly be a christian.


Your picture proclaims you to be from the pantheon of the opposition.
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