OmSigDAVID wrote:username wrote:Better work on your phonetics, David. "vu" is not "view"--if "shud" is "should, then "vu" is close to the French "vous", or in normal English spelling "voo". "dime" is certainly not phonetic, so "paradime" is no better than "paradigm". "paradime" if pronounced phonetically would be
pah-rah-dee-may. Or considering an e on the end would usually be unstressed in English if it weren't silent, it might be dee-muh. And of course you should spell "spelled" as "speld", which you don't. Basically it's not a significant improvement over present spelling and basically all you're doing is spreading confusion. I suggest you take a course in English phonetics before you start making these unilateral decisions.
Besides, it only works for your particular accent. I'm from Massachusetts. Here, phonetically, you drive a cah. Is that going to make things clearer and more understandable? Hah!
I don' t wish to set myself up
as a hot shot expert on fonetics; never did.
I m perfectly willing to defer to those better than me
to polish it to a smooth, finished product,
but I am pointing out that some nonsense
( like jamming Ls into wud, cud or shud, or adding UGH to the word tho ) is idiotic
and that the old paradime deserves no respect, to the extent that it is non-fonetic,
and shud be abandoned as soon as possible.
Lay the useless burden down n forget it.
I accept English as spoken by Tom Brokaw
as the world wide standard.
Everyone else shud take diction lessons, emulating him.
( Maybe Berlitz will teach a course. )
David
This is one of the more idiotic things I've heard - right up there with recognizing ebonics as a "language." User is right, "vu" in no way sounds the same as "view." And he's even more correct about the differences in dialect. If we were to spell phonetically, different cities in the same state would have different spellings for the same words. I'm sure that would be much easier for children to learn.
Actually, I would say that if someone where to teach their children your way of spelling, THAT would be abuse. Well, not abuse, but a serious lack in judgement and parenting that should be addressed by the court. By teaching children that, you are only serving to make them useless in the real world - way to go.
And how the hell is Spanish phonetic? There is rr pronounced with a trill, ll pronounced as a y or r (once again depending on dialect) and silent g and h... j pronounced as an h. Have you ever even heard Spanish?