So, why did God create the Universe?

To make a space for A2K.

'Cause hes a self-indulged narcissist, who will dissolve into thin air if no one believes in him. Kinda like Freddy Krueger.

Just to piss you off, Boss.

Why not?

and a job well done.

Five fingers? Base 10? Its just bad engineering. With six fingers we'd a' been where the action is, base twelve.

The Danes used to use base twelve--and a good deal of the culture of England derived from that (a large portion of England was long under Danish control, and was known as "the Danelaw.") A hundredweight, therefore, is 120 pounds; there are twelve inches in a foot, and many common agricultural products were measured by the dozen.