Mathos Room For The Insane

Hello Dolly, Welcome to Mathos room for The Insane.

What are you doing at present Dolly?



You know me Mathos
I'm just working 9 to 5
What a way to make a living
Barely getting by
It's all takin and no giving
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you CRAZY
If you let it!



That's obviously keeping you in shape Dolly. any special reason for all the glamour clothes, the fancy make up and your general stunning appearance? The audience love you Dolly, that was great applause when you came in the room.


Oh Mathos, You should know,

The best woman wins
I will fight to the end
I'll lay down and die if I must
I'll beg and I'll plead
I will suffer and bleed



OK Dolly, don't blow a gasket in Mathos room, the insurance won't cover those assets.



Oh Mathos, your still so cute!

All you gotta do is smile that smile
And there go all my defences
Just leave it up to you
And in a little while
Your messin up my mind
And filling up my senses.


Nice of you to say that Dolly, I was just about to ask you about your love life.


Love is like a butterfly Mathos..

But old flames can't hold a candle to you.


Thank you Dolly, but hadn't we better consider Jolene and her feelings?


Oh, I know Mathos,
Her beauty is beyond compare
With flowing locks of auburn hair
With Ivory skin and eyes of emerald green!


Well yep, she is a great woman Dolly, but you do ok,
Do you remember Hawaii Dolly 1981?


Here you come again Mathos
Just when I've begun to get myself together
Just like you've done before
And wrap my heart around your little finger..


Well I didn't want you getting all Dooby Doo in my room Dolly!


Oh I'm real sorry Mathos
But Old Flames can't hold a candle to you
No one can light up my life like you do
Flickering embers of love
I've known one or two
But old flames just can't hold a candle to you.

Oh yes I remember Hawaii Mathos.



As I sit here tonight the jukebox playing
The tune about the wild side of life
(It sure was wild Mathos)
As I listen to the words that you are saying
It brings memories of when I was a trusting wife
I didn't know God made honky tonk angels
As you wrote in the words of your song!


OK Dolly, don't get melodramatic on me..


I won't Mathos
I'm leaving now
Going back Mathos, back to my Tennessee home

Where life is as peaceful as a baby's sigh
In my Tennessee Mountain Home...


Goodnight Mathos...

If I should stay, I would only be in your way!!!!

(I like this thread, so I'm bringing it back)

Hey David, what are you doing?

I'm waiting for the man.

You have any money? I need cigarettes.

Twenty-six dollars in my hand

Whatever happened happened to your friend Ziggy?

Ziggy played guitar,
jamming good with Weird and Gilly,
and the Spiders from Mars.
He played it left-hand, but made it too far.
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band

David I wish you would come to live with me here in the U.S. of A.

All night, you want the young American.
Young american, young american, you want the young American

But David Bowie, I love you. Don't you love me?

Hot tramp, I love you so

(I was wondering where this went...)

*peaks from the window*

I've lost it... i've finally, completely lost it....

Watch this space, big interview on the horizon..Keep it secret though!

Who wants to buy a ticket?

Bowie and I are in...can we bring a guest?

Certainly, are you his home help or nurse in attendance though?

Hey, if this is a fantasy thread where you can have gone to Hawaii with Dolly, then I can certainly be Bowie's lover.

Oh I was fantasising was I....


Dear me Mathos, it was all a dream..... :wink:


I bet that date with Selina Jones in the early 70's was too....

Who's selina jones? Oh, wait...I wasn't born yet.

Careful Mathos, she is still a teenager.

oh Jenny didn't mean that 'grandpa'!

Its ok I understand you kids, it's natural, all those examinations, wondering which soda to choose, whixch sherbert dip to select, which movie to watch, and parents making you clean your rooms..

Poor little darlings, aren't you?

Do you talk to the walls?

God!!!!!

I never thought THAT hopeless!

A turn of the key
And the door is pushed open, now
He walks into the room
But don't take off his coat

He kisses her softly
Without saying a word, now
There's that look in her eyes
That makes him feel cold
When he try's to find out
'Bout what's troubling her mind
She turns away and just sighs
And say, please give me some time

Maybe things would get better
If he learned to be patient
What he wanted was love
Not an imitation

Were heading for a fall!

Now you know why Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.


Aren't you women responsible for just about everything that went wrong?

and i thought i was lost!

Lost in France, or simply lost in space?

Space being a hypothetical use of the word to avoid confusing you're brain even further than you manage to confuse it yourself.


Do you never, think that one day, when a young man comes along and selects you for his bride, if you still have ideas and silly notions about what or who you are, you could make his life a total misery and that is an atrocious consideration to befall any of the male species?


Have you no idea how difficult life in general is for us and you young girls today appear to find it above yourselves to clean the house, do the washing and ironing and cook correctly. Man cannot exist from KFC and Pizza Hut, can he?

Furthermore, I, as a senior male have a duty to put you on the straight and narrow, you don't think I am trying to make something out of you for fun do you?

No, no, no...You see, I am perfectly fine doing my own cleaning, washing and ironing. What I have a problem with is the sense of entitlement men have when they get married or enter into a relationship with women. For instance, you said you woke your wife up at four in the morning to MAKE YOU TEA. Although she may not mind, I think that it is ridiculous to expect someone to do that for you. I'm not trying to anger you, but I would NEVER do something so selfish.

Also, have you ever, noticed, how much you like, to use, commas? :wink:

Well seeing as I left school very early without any qualifications what-so-ever, you will have to excuse me on my grammar Jenny.

With regards to waking my wife up to make me a cup of tea at approximately 4.45 am after I had watched the Ricky Hatton contest on TV I view that as perfectly natural, I would never dream of making myself a brew. I actually have a large glass for my juice, with a bell attached (bicycle type) I simply ring that when I need a refill, and she gets one for me. I don't see anything wrong with that either.

Why if she visits the hair-dressers, (beauty salon) I telephone one of my daughters to come round and make me a brew. It's no big deal, they don't argue, they might moan a little, but all in all, they are aware it's not my job to make myself a brew. Wifey did go through a silly phase of making flasks up for me before she went out, but I didn't care for tea from a flask.

Then again, you have to consider the other point of view, if one of my daughters had a problem at home their husbands couldn't fix, burst pipe, electricity failure, they could phone me any hour, day or night, I'd be there. Swings and roundabouts isn't it?

The problem I see from looking in your direction, is your inability to communicate on a level that could be considered sensible, you consider my actions ridiculous! Now we have been married, worked together and are still very, very active in our joint lives together, after forty one years plus.

What on earth can you put down as a basic to comment on?

Hahahaha....That must have all been a joke, right?

NO not one bit of it.


Does it surprise you?