From among A2K members nominate presidential candidate

I cant stand for election as I was not born in the US

If I could, my election motto would have been "Make Love Not War.....and make it with me"

I would have put Bill Clinton to shame

...just be careful you don't get presidential aides...

I will take lessons from the current administration on "covering up"

LOL!

This is fun.

Yes, dear, nobody nominated you because you were not born in this country ! However, PDiddie and I would be more than happy to have you as the White House Chef. You would have a large budget as well as all the 'scullery' cooks/maids you could handle (and they don't have to be U.S.A.-born either!). Just, please, leave Floriduh out of this: what say ye?

Oh cool, somebody who's everything I'm not! LOL. Yeh, that'd be necessary ... <grin>

I'd be a lousy politician ... I mumble, theoreticize, digress and will never consistently stick to one side. Plus the tabloids would catch me bouncing around on some houseparty, drinking water <ahem>. Maverick solo parliamentary faction, perhaps. (Here in Amsterdam, back in the 30s, some Dadaists put up a famous local vagabond, Hadjememaar (If-only-you-could-get-me), for election - and he was easily voted into the local council).

I nominate Walter Hinteler as "shadow" candidate for the Social democrats. I'd vote for him if he were in my country. So now we need a puppet for him too.

Sofia for the Republicans - she'd be a dream candidate! Articulate, passionate, bold-spoken, broad-minded - no fear for the Democrats yet no truck with the Religious Right. Where we want the Republicans to go, booyaa! I'd almost vote for her <g>.

Sozobe (the one poster I almost always agree with) for the Democrats. Two women candidates for the main parties! Much better than Hilary.

And SlappyDooHoo for the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Oh, and OK, I'd accept a shadow nomination for the Royalists*. Everybody needs a Royal Family. We could elect America's from among the A2K posters, as well <g>.

*(The Independent Royalist Party in Estonia was founded in 1989 as a spin-off of a satirical TV programme. Estonia hasnt got a royal family, and never had, but the Royalists suggested the Swedish Crown Prince might do. They won 7% of the vote in 1992, more than enough to pass the electoral threshhold.)

Nimh and Walter for advisors of some sech: we have lots of 'foreign-types' advising all the time, after all! Sozobe might be a good choice for VP with PDiddie (recall I only accepted as First Lady!) ... Soz, do you want to be VP, or would that be too much of a step down?

An eBeth can't be first lady lessen she's married to the Prez . . . anybody got any dirt on that?

whatchou talkin' 'bout, doggie? I will be the first lady to PDiddie when we take the White House in 2004; hopefully, Soz will be VP and Cav will be Head Chef, but we await their replies ...

Yeah, I know my foreign status disqualifies me (also, I don't think I'm old enough), but I couldn't resist a Dubya joke.... Sure, I'll be White House chef....good gig, 'Merican dollars. I shall paint my driver's license green.

I nominate McGentrix for Minister of Propoganda (nothing personal, just think he's perfect for the job).

Thank you, Cav!

Remember lots of whipped cream, lots of chocolate on those desserts...otherwise you will be free to make whatever you please...or order your subordinates to do so! What a relief: good food and good company ...

fine, but not in OUR administration...more suited for the Republicans, ok?

Lots of whipped cream ? <raises one perfectly shaped eyebrow>
good "camp"any ? Without me ? <raise the second perfectly shaped eyebrow>

Am I missing something ?

Thank you, Gautam, I fixed my Freudian slip ...

How about being one of our speech writers? Or, perhaps, an advisor of sorts?

Are you sympathetic to the Democratic cause?

Actually I'd like to get the postion of the first lasy, if you don't mind.

That would give me enough publicity, appearances in the media, use of AirForce 1, free guided tours through museums, factories and shops ...

And this wouldn't be so much a question of nationality but more of sex-change or ... ... ...


(Gautum, you don't want to become a US-cotizen, do you?)

I thought the A2K party was bi-curious, erm, bi-partisan...

sc, you really don't want me to write a speech thingy to be given in public - it will be too full of double meanings and sexual innuendos !!

Advisor...hmmm...that could be a possibility - I can advise you on almost any subject under the sun - hey when did advisors ever make sense anyways ?

Walter - hmmm...that is a good question....but a mor epertinant question is - wud US allow me to be its citizen ?

Gautam: as I mentioned before, you don't need to be a citizen to be an advisor! So, are you sympathetic to the Democratic cause? That is the only proviso!

If you want to be a U.S. citizen, I'll certainly be one of your sponsors...but, I bet you really don't, huh?

Gautam, your eyebrows are things of beauty, truly.

Double meanings are the name of the speechwriting game, darlin'!

Compliments from fbaezer and nimh on the same thread! I believe I shall faint.

However, that is leavened somewhat by the fact that PDiddie has spurned me as his running mate. Hmph. We could get this country back on track, I'm tellin' ya.