My first choice (nimh) doesn't have the nationality.
Craven does not have the age.
So...
Perhaps I'd vote for dyslexia on the green ticket.
He would face tremendous opposition:
Phoenix and Bi-Polar Bear for the Libertarians,
PDiddie and Sozobe, for the Democrats.
Sofia and Fishin', for the Republicans (I like my Republicans smart)
I forgot, Slappy Doo Hoo is dyslexia's VP candidate!
A little postmodernism will do no harm.
Nah - I choose not to run - thank ee folks wot nominated me.
I would be unwearied by my foreign affairs (mind you, it would take a while) and turn my mind to matters domestic - and you'd HATE that!
NIMH and I would have a national health scheme for you folk if we had to sleeping gas your entire legislature and run around raising their moribund hands ourselves! All your HMOs would be run out of the country. Kyoto would be re-negotiated, signed, sealed and delivered during the same sleepy session - and that would be just the beginning!
Wait'll I get my mitts on the Middle east!
Nah - I would have my Bunny brains splattered on the pavement by an assassin before you could say, "N'yah! What's uo, Doc?"
heehee
We could make Craven a big, old, silver-haired, distinguished, wise and benevolent puppet! He could be a sort of hyper, genius Wizard of US!
fbaezer has honored me....I think.
But, I would never do as the Frontwoman.
I will be fishin's evil behind the scenes spinmeister....spinfraulien...the girl, who spins stuff.
Of course, fishin' would be straightforward, which would leave me bored, in a cushy office.
No, really. Please, I couldn't.
(forgive me.....I'm in a whacky mood.....)
No way Sophia! You aren't getting of that easy. I wanna be the VP. Then I could sneak off in Air Force 2 for months on end on taxpayer funded fishing trips while your stuck in front of the cameras! lol
A lot of ambition in the A2K gang. wheelin and dealin and sneakin & peakin at all kinds of combos. laughter and tears awaitin for battered egos ?
and meanwhile the world holds it's breath? Don't think so. ...Goodnight, my A2K friends....
CI:
Secretary of the Treasury!
(That's not what I wanted to say, but what I wanted to say was said, so I say it this way...)
<sneaky political doublespeak! the campaigns have begun>
I humbly accept the nomination.
I need a running mate.
Sweetie? Wanna be on the ticket?
But, if First Lady ehBeth would treat us to the wearing of fascinating hats, I may switch parties.
She could be the Jackie O of headwear.
Why, PDiddie, you know I just can't resist your Texas drawl, however, I would never be a vice-president; I just
have to be your first lady
!
BTW, I wholeheartedly approve of putting Slappy on the Green ticket with Dys
!
I have been known to myself to agree with various of the folks - even all, from time to time of those apparently in the running of the bulls, no, no, in the election campaign, but really, I will have to throw all my weight, heffffffffffft plop, little billows of water.... toward the bunny as Queen, based on her I won't run for President speech.
Well, nobody nominated me, but that's okay, I have a brother in Florida who can 'fix' things for me, heh heh....
