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Tue 8 Jul, 2003 06:30 pm
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue." -Anonymous
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went." -Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare! , space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made." -M. Facklam
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -James Thurber
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
-Rita Rudner
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late
breaking
dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in
the
next yard." -Dave Barry
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
Ah, Misti. Love your quotes as usual.
Did you see on the news where a dog survived for three weeks without food or water, trapped beneath the floor of a new construction?
She was rescued and is doing nicely. Without food, I can imagine; without water, hard to picture. She might have lead a dog's life for a few weeks, but no longer. Instead of "human interest" we might call this "dog interest".
Oh give me a home, where the doggies can roam
Where the cats and the rabbits can play,
Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Home, home on the Range;
Where the dogs and the puppies can play;
Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Prepare to cry, John.
When I was a lad and old Shep was a pup.
Through fields and valley's we'd stray.
Just a boy and his dog, we were both full of fun,
We grew up together that way.
I remember the time at the old swimmin' hole,
When I would have drowned without doubt.
Old Shep was right there, to the rescue he came.
He jumped in and helped pull me out.
Now the years rolled around, and at last he grew old.
His eyesight was fast growin' dim.
And one day the doctor looked at him and said,
"I can't do no more for him, Jim"
(Silly letty can't type the rest of this song that made her cry as a child, cause I'm crying right now.)
GOOD GRIEF
Earlier this week when I was out I saw someone with a 15 week old American Spaniel. He was black and white and absolutely ooozed oooooooohs and aaaaaaaaaaaahs. He was a bundle of delight.
You just gotta look at these
http://www.sundownfarms.com/dams.html
http://www.sundownfarms.com/dogs.html
major ooooooooooooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
factor
Dog Quotes
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!" -- Steve Bluestone
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." --Lewis Grizzard
"There are three faithful friends--an old wife, an old dog and ready money." --Ben Franklin.
"The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!'" --Dave Starr
"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?" --Larry Reeb
"I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: "No Dogs Allowed.'" --Phil Foster
"He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas." --Ben Franklin
"I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me." --Jimi Celeste
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs." --Martha Scott
"When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later." --Erma Bombeck
"I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt." --Larry Amoros
"I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes." --Monica Piper
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." --Aldous Huxley, 1894, English Novelist.
"A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself." --Josh Billings
"The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other." --Josh Billings.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." --Ogden Nash
"I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?" --Yvonne Clifford
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too." --Samuel Butler
"Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in
their affections, predictable in their actions,
grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people
to live up to."
- Alfred A. Montapert, Author
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