What have you got if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand!
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Setanta
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Sun 11 Mar, 2007 04:52 pm
dadpad wrote:
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Oxymoron alert . . .
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Builder
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Tue 13 Mar, 2007 02:54 am
dadpad wrote:
What have you got if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand!
A lawyer was on a fishing tour, and the boat went down.
The sharks escorted him to shore as a sign of mutual respect.
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Cyracuz
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Tue 13 Mar, 2007 05:47 am
That's not it. They just didn't want to eat his foul meat, and they didn't want him floating about, stinking up the ocean. Sharks have a very acute sense of smell.