THE BRITISH THREAD II

Have you lashed any bottoms recently Tarah or is your avvie just one of those fantasies some frustrated lower-middle-class B-stream ladies have from time to time after being over excited by controversial journalists and Joan Collins in ironic mode?

You don't know what you're talking about, suspendy!

A real dominatrix would never discuss her art openly...

And you would be screaming the code word within five minutes, believe me. Men like you would never be able to take a full session with a loving Mistress...

Have you ever been disciplined spends?

Do you hanker for a firm hand?

May I suggest you take a little look at British Spanking Forum.

An experienced Mistress would have you whimpering, on your knees begging for mercy - Oh, what a sight! Makes me tingle it does...

Arrogant suspendy with a well polished, red botty.

Mornin' everyone, btw.

x

That is a horrible image with which to start the day, I must say.

How about Spendy as an albino monk with barbed-wire underpants? He's miserable enough.

no his toms actually

any road up leaving aside spendy and smorgs assorted fantasies for the moment, its time to announce the result of the competition.

I dare say you all remember the question, about the european country surrounded by 3 seas and land borders with 9 neighbouring countries.

Well we've had a bursting post bag this week, with some sparkling suggestions so I'd like to thank all those who responded, had any responded.

The answer is of course France. Mediterranean Atlantic English Channel (or Le Manche). Then anti clockwise fromt he south west Spain Andorra Monaco Italy Switzerland Germany Luxembourg Belgium and Great Britain.

And the winner (or rather the person who got closest) is Walter. For asking does an Grand-Dukedom count. So well done to him. sort of.

And to those pedants who say the Channel tunnel is not a land border, I say tough. The editor's decision is final on what is or is not a country principality grand dukedom or tunnel. Right I'm off. Walter, if he's around, gets to ask the next non-googleable question.

Spendy, did you really write for the Spectator? I can only read Rod Liddle. Its a dreary snobby mag, full of adverts of silly watches and even sillier cars.

Well, Steve, we usually say "La Manche " for the Channel...




Manche

Well that's some penis Francis, having three tubes and all.

I cycled over there this morning.

The most likely cause is lack of water. If the plants suffer a dry spell (and they need copious quantities of water while the fruit is growing) then some fruits will drop.

Maybe professional lovers are equiped that way, who knows...

So that's what the Commodores were singing about, Francis.

Which one are you referring to, Tarah: Machine gun, Three times a lady, slippery when wet, or...?

That"s not that easy...

Hey Tarah is a published author you sarky tw*t.

You should apologise.

Well, Francis, I had Three Times A Lady in mind, but now that you mention it ........

Hi everyone.

2 things,

1. I am great at parking.

2. Smorgs, please don't encourage spendius to talk about spanking or being spanked or being naked or anything like that.

btw, very funny pics, Walter!

What? 747, your Merc 350 SLK or your little bottom on the bar stool?

oh god did it again being sexist sorry grovel etc etc. I deserve a good spanking

That's ok. Been working at the barber's all day so I'm used to it.

phew thanks for the let off dp

now an indelicate question

What do you do when the customer has nits?

They pick them out and eat them. Top notch protein are nits.

Have a quiet word, recommend an anti-nit action plan and ask them to come back after treatment.

No, don't try to eat them. They get stuck in your teeth like sesame seeds.