Stories from the Courts:
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
I'm beginning to see how Spendi arrived at his nonentity consideration now!
Very plainly.
Queenie wrote-
Quote:On the other hand I definitely think women should get equal pay.
There is some dispute about who actually went public first arguing the case for that but the general consensus seems to think that it was the Marquis de Sade.
McTag wrote:Stories from the Courts:
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
Yuck. Tried to swallow...what an oddball.
Ms Monti's advances must have been pretty advanced, judging from the state of undress of the poor man. Perhaps he was a slow protester.
Snigger-snigger. Variation on underpant joke minus the style.
Tarah wrote:Ms Monti's advances must have been pretty advanced, judging from the state of undress of the poor man. Perhaps he was a slow protester.
That was from the BBC btw, not the Sunday Sport.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm
But I think we have not been given all the facts. Anyway perhaps we have discussed this enough.
That's very true Mac. I hadn't realised you were so wise.
Still- you did excite some Brits and we all took careful note of who they are.
Was the story true in the first place or was it one of those media thingies like when they shout "knickers" or "shag" in order to rouse the flagging viewers from their torpor just before the ads are coming on.
Can't have viewers asleep for the ads now can we. No profit in that is there?
Seems the Brits have got fed up posting.
Maybe that was me, offering to share my thoughts about specialist motorcycles, or brass bands, or English surnames.
No accounting for taste.
It could be worse, we could be sitting on a delayed jumbo jet for hours listening to you Mac. As it is, we are not, so your attempts at boring everybody stupid are minimal.
Isn't it time you went on holiday or something?
McTag wrote:Seems the Brits have got fed up posting.
Maybe that was me, offering to share my thoughts about specialist motorcycles, or brass bands, or English surnames.
No accounting for taste.
saw a very nice Triumph Daytona 600cc today. Silver. 3cylinder. I had the 4 cylinder 1000cc machine for a while. Hardly used it, too radical riding position.
Cycled all the way down the Lea valley to day, ended up at Bow. 52 miles round trip. Knackered. Excellent couple of pints of Shepard Neame Kentish ale though...felt as if I'd earned it.
That's interesting, Steve41oocc...
a little masculine, but never the less... interesting.
I would ponder it further, but my tits are deflating...
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Do they require sucking or blowing Smorgsi?
Eee, you filthy bugger, Maythos!
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I know, but you have to admit.....
It's the thoughts that count! :wink:
smorgs wrote:That's interesting, Steve41oocc...
a little masculine, but never the less... interesting.
I would ponder it further, but my tits are deflating...
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and that smorgsi is funny
ttfn
In what way? Seems tragic to me.
What do you find funny, Spendy? When someone falls over and hurts themselves, maybe? Sour comments abound on these pages. Maybe I've even made a few myself on occasion.
