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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 09:01 am
McTag wrote:
Bollocks is right, Mathos.

The British Thread? We few, we happy few, we band of brothers?


This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England

........

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 10:01 am
All right Mac! Yer in, no more of that lot though...

Jesus !!! Them Jocks never know when to shut up..Do they!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 10:10 am
smorgs wrote:
...and what's all this 'I've seen feminists' shite AGGEN!?!?

It's all a load of bollocks!

You sound like wrinkled old male biddies, sat in a little circle in a Trades and Labour Club. Get an effin grip for Christ's sake!

No woman expects absolute parity with men in everything...

Just the basics:

Equal pay

The right to vote

You know, that kind of thing...

What the eff are you afraid of?

I'm off to burn my bra and watch Big Brother, I love trash TV, 'cos I'm a woman.

x



For crying out loud Smorgsi, what the bloody hell are you on?

Shut yer cake hole, get the kettle on, nice strong mug of tea, two sugars, dash of semi-skimmed. Toast me a big muffin, spread some Irish Best on and about four rashers of smokey Danish back, done crispy.

Get the hoover ready for the crumbs, I don't like crumbs about when I've had a good toasty..

Then keep yourself busy with the ironing.!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 11:49 am
you know mathos you paint a certain picture of yourself. And its not pretty.
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Tarah
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 12:05 pm
It's been a while since I was last here and I'd forgotten who was the right royal pain, Mathos or Spendi. And to be honest, reading the latest postings, I've come to realize you both are. Am I wrong, folk?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 01:33 pm
Hi Tarah,

I suppose to some, Mathos could be a pain (although I think he's great) but there does seem to be a more sinister element to the one they call spendy.

x
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 01:38 pm
.......and I have never come across a man so preoccupied with feminism.

Rolling Eyes
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 01:44 pm
Quote:
...and what's all this 'I've seen feminists' shite AGGEN!?!?

It's all a load of bollocks!

You sound like wrinkled old male biddies, sat in a little circle in a Trades and Labour Club. Get an effin grip for Christ's sake!

No woman expects absolute parity with men in everything...

Just the basics:

Equal pay

The right to vote

You know, that kind of thing...

What the eff are you afraid of?

I'm off to burn my bra and watch Big Brother, I love trash TV, 'cos I'm a woman.


I agree with smorgs. I wouldn't want a man to give up his seat for me, it may be sweet, but it would mean he thought of me as not able to stand up for a few minutes, which is mildly offensive.

I hate this feminist bollocks. It's just like the political correctness bollocks. The best way of being true to your sex is to not see it as a problem. Being a woman doesn't stop me from doing anything, really.

On the other hand I definitely think women should get equal pay.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 01:46 pm
Mathos wrote:
smorgs wrote:
...and what's all this 'I've seen feminists' shite AGGEN!?!?

It's all a load of bollocks!

You sound like wrinkled old male biddies, sat in a little circle in a Trades and Labour Club. Get an effin grip for Christ's sake!

No woman expects absolute parity with men in everything...

Just the basics:

Equal pay

The right to vote

You know, that kind of thing...

What the eff are you afraid of?

I'm off to burn my bra and watch Big Brother, I love trash TV, 'cos I'm a woman.

x



For crying out loud Smorgsi, what the bloody hell are you on?

Shut yer cake hole, get the kettle on, nice strong mug of tea, two sugars, dash of semi-skimmed. Toast me a big muffin, spread some Irish Best on and about four rashers of smokey Danish back, done crispy.

Get the hoover ready for the crumbs, I don't like crumbs about when I've had a good toasty..

Then keep yourself busy with the ironing.!


Tread carefully Mathos.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 02:07 pm
Dorothy, what you don't know, but what I do know, is exactly this..

Smorgsi...............Will bloody love that!


Because if there is one thing Mathos knows...It's women.


That right Smorgsi me old tater?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 03:25 pm
The Pentacle Queen wrote:
I hate this feminist bollocks.
Cool
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 04:16 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
you know mathos you paint a certain picture of yourself. And its not pretty.



I bet you go out in a skirt and nickers!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 04:21 pm
Steve41oo a word of advice, don't mess or stir up Mathos, the King of the threads!
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 05:25 pm
Take it away boys.

They're all yours.

I hope you'll be very happy.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 01:53 am
Mathos wrote:
Dorothy, what you don't know, but what I do know, is exactly this..

Smorgsi...............Will bloody love that!


Because if there is one thing Mathos knows...It's women.


That right Smorgsi me old tater?


That's right, Mathos, Sir. Do you want your bacon crispy? When I finished breakfast, is it alright to nip down to the shop to see the new range of Big Girl blouses, if I'm back in time to draw your bath?

(smorgs shouts this from the kitchen)

x
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Tarah
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 03:12 am
Mathos wrote:


Because if there is one thing Mathos knows...It's women.


Ouch! Didn't know I was a thing. But as a self-proclaimed expert, Mathos, you know all about me.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 03:53 am
Mornin' all.

Bacon sandwich and a brew.......aaaah, heaven.

Anyone see American Phsycho last night? I am in love with Christian Bale.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 06:05 am
smorgs wrote:
Mathos wrote:
Dorothy, what you don't know, but what I do know, is exactly this..

Smorgsi...............Will bloody love that!


Because if there is one thing Mathos knows...It's women.


That right Smorgsi me old tater?


That's right, Mathos, Sir. Do you want your bacon crispy? When I finished breakfast, is it alright to nip down to the shop to see the new range of Big Girl blouses, if I'm back in time to draw your bath?



(smorgs shouts this from the kitchen)

x



It is m'dear, and clean my shoes whilst I'm having a soak, they were not up to scratch yesterday, so put a bit more elbow grease into it today..After all it is Sunday.

Keep on top of the buggers lads, or they start slacking and it's hard work getting them back into shape afterwards.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 06:57 am
Personally, I think this kind of distasteful crap demeans the thread and makes it not worth reading.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 06:58 am
Dutchy wrote:
Steve41oo a word of advice, don't mess or stir up Mathos, the King of the threads!


Anything less regal I've yet to see.
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