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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 08:25 am
@smorgs,
Quote:
I AM NOT A HORRIBLE PERSON!
No but I am...perhaps they were thinking of me....
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Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 08:27 am
@McTag,
Quote:
Smorgs is an attraction?
AS in the Svedish.....smorgasbord .

Quote:
Is that not a tad sexist?
What the hell is a sad texist ????
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dadpad
 
  1  
Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 08:28 am
I need a mug and a box of condoms.


ttp://www.metro.co.uk/news/858383-kate-middleton-marries-prince-harry-in-mug-gaffe
smorgs
 
  2  
Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 02:24 pm
@McTag,
Oh that wasn't sexist McT...

That was just flattery - me fan's going like mad. A LADY likes a little attention.

Sorry Ionus - I haven't thought of you at all...

x
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:47 pm
@dadpad,
Quote:
I need a mug
There is one in front of your head .

Quote:
a box of condoms.
Truth is you need one condom to practice putting it on .
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Ionus
 
  0  
Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:47 pm
@smorgs,
Quote:
Sorry Ionus - I haven't thought of you at all...
Crying or Very sad
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:01 pm
@smorgs,
Quote:
A LADY likes a little attention.


A little!!!!???? I've never met a lady who needs anything less than constant and dedicated attention preferably involving increasing degrees of discomfort for the provider.

Isn't that what Coronation Street teaches?
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 10:44 am

Anyone see that BBC4 documentary on Parsifal on Thursday night? I recorded it, saw it this morning.
Dead interesting. Wagner's biographer called it a "black mass" in part, among other things.

Woody Allen quote, heard this week: "The last time I was inside a woman, was when I was visiting the Statue of Liberty."
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 06:42 am
@McTag,

It looks very much like no-one has bothered with this thread since my last visit.
You miserable lazy bastards.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 06:47 am
@McTag,
You woke me up to tell me that ??? I already knew in considerable depth my personality failings, doubtful parentage and lack of morality and hygiene (all courteous of A2K ) . I am going to sleep .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2011 06:55 am
@smorgs,
well, it wasn't just for me ... there's a little collection of A2K'rs here ... we like to go out and love excuses to do so


(not that smorgs is an excuse)
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2011 03:02 am

Another violent demomstration in central London yesterday......
Heard this morning: Why did the anarchists attack Fortnum & Mason's?

Apparently, because "Proper tea is theft".
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2011 03:17 am
@McTag,
McTag wrote:


Another violent demomstration in central London yesterday......


I don't think, at least, as far as I followed the news and read in today's papers, that it was a violent demonstration.

From today's Independend on Sunday (frontpage/pages 2-3)
http://i52.tinypic.com/2urnjpx.jpg
http://i51.tinypic.com/sqsex2.jpg

The violence started afterwards.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2011 03:25 am

Walter, will you stop being so picky? I was introducing a joke, for chrissake.

But I will say, on our TV news this morning, the violent incidents led.

Of course it was a largely peaceful demo. Some of my relatives were there, too.

Just to enliven the proceedings, if anyone takes a paint spray can to a public monument, I think the police should shoot them dead. Teach them respect. The survivors, I mean. My beloved Trafalgar Square lions have been defiled.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2011 04:40 am
@McTag,
Quote:
Walter, will you stop being so picky? I was introducing a joke, for chrissake.
Now dont start knocking the German sense of humuor.....
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2011 12:14 pm
Quote:
National picture (percentage of litter share/items of litter found):
Top ten most littered brands 2011 2010
1. McDonald’s 13% 14%
2. Cadbury 6% 5%
3. Greggs 6% 8%
4. Wrigley 5% 8%
5. Coca-Cola 5% 3%
6. Mars Incorporated 5% 5%
7. Unbranded fish&chips/kebab/ 5% 2%
pizza
8. Marlboro (Philip Morris Int) 4% 2%
9. Lambert & Butler (Imperial) 3% 2%
10. Subway 3% 2%



I'd really liked to know the more specified percentage in Unbranded fish&chips/kebab/pizza ...
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 29 Mar, 2011 03:24 pm
@Walter Hinteler,

No McTucky's?

That looks like very unhealthy eating, Walt.

What are we to deduce from the data? Maybe

1. Antisocial people eat unhealthily
2. Fast food and confectionery make people antisocial
3. Some researchers have chosen a very shitty job
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McTag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 03:17 pm

Did you see Wayne Rooney thanking Frank Lampard's mum after he scored his goal?

Naughty Wayne.
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 05:28 pm
@McTag,
Quite witty I thought Mac.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 11:11 pm
@spendius,
I was laughing when the Missus spontaneously asked, who had died now.
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