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THE BRITISH THREAD II

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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 01:05 pm
@Francis,
Yes--it was a great race.

But where have you been? I sensed something not quite right before you disappeared.

smorgsie has been telling us certain intimate things about her pussy in your absence. I'm sure her pussy would be mortified if it knew it had been discussed on the international air-waves.



Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 01:22 pm
@spendius,
Trying to gather some wisdom in the middle of North America's vast expanses..

Similarly to Smorgs pussy, I'd be mortified if such matters were discussed openly on the world wide web..
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:01 pm
@Francis,

Francis, "pussy" is a well known (and often employed) double entendre in English, an expression I'm sure you will know, and its other meaning is....

"cat".
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:02 pm
@Francis,
How large was the receptacle you thought necessary to hold the wisdom you gathered?
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:09 pm
@McTag,
Geez, McT, sometimes I wonder!!
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:12 pm
@McTag,
Quote:
Francis, "pussy" is a well known (and often employed) double entendre in English, an expression I'm sure you will know, and its other meaning is....

"cat".


That's not strictly true Mac. There are all sorts of cats. A pussy is a particular type of cat. It is one, usually owned by ladies of a certain age, very few men would ever say "my pussy", which is cossetted and stroked a lot and sits comfortably in their laps. It is very sissified, plaintive, cloying, stupid and an all round general nuisance from a number of points of view. Except of course to those ladies who own such fortunate creatures. I wouldn't mind trying it myself as a matter of fact.

McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:12 pm
@Francis,

Yes yes yes, I know you know. Maybe my irony (was that what it was?) was not too apparent.

Anyway there was a joke in there, and a phrase from La Belle France.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:14 pm
@spendius,
Spendi, I said "trying" and you immediately infer that I succeeded!

spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:16 pm
@Francis,
No. I was alert to that. I rewrote my original sentence to take account of it. I said what "you thought necessary".
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:16 pm
@spendius,

They say cats have people, rather than the other way round.
Also, it is said that there are more cat owners than cats in Britain. I believe that.

Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow
I've got a pussy cat
And I'm very fond of that
But I'd rather have a bow-wow-wow.
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:22 pm
@McTag,
Do you mean some cats have figured out how to get fed at two houses? I don't think such cats would be classed as pussies.

Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:24 pm
@spendius,
Well, if you use a shift register (as wisdom evolves) at the atomic level then that wisdom can be contained in 6.022 141 79 x 10^23 atoms...
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:26 pm
@McTag,
McT, you know that I'm very fond of pussies..
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:28 pm
@Francis,
Quote:
Well, if you use a shift register (as wisdom evolves) at the atomic level then that wisdom can be contained in 6.022 141 79 x 10^23 atoms..


Is that a gnat's dick size?
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:31 pm
@spendius,

I do not share that particular distinction over the use of the term.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 02:32 pm
@spendius,
You told us you are a scientist, Spendi, you should know..

In addition, I must confess, even though I know some stuff about usual fauna, I'm not a specialist of the gnats' appendages..
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 05:04 pm
@Francis,
They are small comparatively. I'm not a lady gnat so I can't look at the matter from her point of view. I don't doubt we share DNA with gnats.

I was trying to get a handle on the number you gave. It might be all the atoms in the universe for all I know.

Quote:
Mary had a little lamb
Its feet as white as snow
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go.
Francis
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2010 01:55 am
@spendius,
They are small indeed, as is my wisdom.

The number I gave you is Avogadro constant
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2010 03:18 am

Did you notice, this morning

10:10' 10" on 10.10.10

I remember 5.5.55, when I was at school, 6.6.66 and 7.7.77, when I had a birthday.
Don't remember the others, lacking interest probably.
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 10 Oct, 2010 04:25 am
@McTag,
It's 10--10--2010. The latter being reckoned from the birth of our Saviour, Jesus Christ.

At a point about 82 minutes ago time reckoning flased past the 10th second of the 10th minute of the 10th day of the 10th month of the 10th year of the century. I hope you were suitably attired and postured when that event took place Mac. I was asleep I'm afraid so I failed to notice it although I was incapable of avoiding it.
 

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