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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 10:07 am
Try not to be so silly Mac.

Most of the Arab world see us as having stolen their oil, and continuing to steal it, and squandering it in one mighty self-indulgent splurge of greedy, gratuitous psychological props which everybody now seems to think will devastate half the low-lying regions of the earth and wash away the homes and crops which exist there now. During our Glorious Empire, from which you still benefit, we ripped out every valuable commodity from anyplace we could find it and if the natives protested we shelled them. And we stole the land as well and kept the aboriginals in a position of slavery.

If you are defining "theft" I suppose you would strongly disagree with them. But then you would wouldn't you as you chomp your way through the nutrient bed without a second thought and give your obvious need to be outraged now and again some exercise over bloody football tickets which are allocated in the most corrupt manner imaginable.

Pull the other one.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 10:44 am
D'ya know spends, if you hadn't informed us of such events in your previous posts...

we wouldn't have known any of that - thank God the veil of ignorance has been lifted.

I for one feel a whole lot better now, and will reflect on it as I eat my fish and mushy peas from the chippy, whilst admiring my new Maybelline telescopic mascara (it even gets the little lashes in the corner).

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 10:54 am
spendius wrote:
..It relies on "Outraged of Ashton-under-Lyme" to have running legs.
no such place.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 11:28 am
We know he means Ashton-under-lyne...

Everybody makes mistakes, even the great spendini.

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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 01:03 pm
Well I don't think he should be allowed to get away with it.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 01:06 pm
Shall we punish him?

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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 01:07 pm
Seems silly not to.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 01:40 pm
Kick the oink in the bloody knackers!


He who never gets anything wrong!


Grammar!

He's as much use as a bloody chocolate fireguard!


Ch ch ch come on puddy cat, you got some shitting to do.. :wink:
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 01:51 pm
.....and an ashtray on a motorbike.......
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:04 pm
That's a new one Dorothy, I like that..Fitting too isn't it!!!!! :wink:
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:11 pm
I was only defending the much maligned Liverpool soccer fans who were much mistreated by various anti-British factions who like nothing better than to rubbish us at every opportunity they can get to show off their virtuous side which isn't as virtuous as it looks when probed into a little bit.

Anyway- it clears the air now that the rest of you have aligned yourselves with the knockers. It isn't as if any answers were provided but still -who cares about that eh?

Actually I meant Chorlton-Cum-Wedlock. And it wasn't me who started the presbyterian homilies about "theft" and "shitting on your fellow man" delivered from the box-room soapbox of the Sandringham Socialist party.

What exactly were those "bigger crimes"? I think we should be told. Were they anything to do with the backhanders which caused the ridiculous Athens venue to be "chosen" or the lax attitude to organising the match properly?

Anyway- you all got the result you obviously had prayed for. They make very nice shoes in Milan I'm told. Posh kit for the lady of taste.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:21 pm
Do you want a hankie?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:24 pm
An "ashtray on a motorbike" a new one! It's as old as a "chocoloate fireguard".

Anyway- now I've been granted permission to dish out gratuitous and meaningless insults and have no need of the mob mentality to carry them out I shall bide my time. We can't allow one person to be picked out to be disqualified from such playground tactics now can we?

Let's see now- who has expressed disapproval of my defence of our football fans many of whom have close relations in Iraq and other places and who's fathers and grandfathers fought to defeat bloody mob mentalities.

There's Mac himself. And Steve and smorgs and Mathos, God's gift to the ladies, DP and- that's it.

Anybody else wishing to join this exclusive band of happy-clappies before the list closes? You could organise a meeting and discuss what an arsehole I am if you have nothing else worth bringing to the table.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:30 pm
We rarely mention you to be honest!




What's it like to be an arsehole?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:25 pm
It's ace. It means one might place a decent space between oneself and those who have danced down the road leading to the utter confusion at the G8 meeting in Germany.

BTW smorgs- where was the mascara manufactured? It should say on the box. From what I have seen of such items they lend themselves perfectly to cheap labour sweatshops and the putting of British labour into the Jobcentres for processing. Isn't it made out of lard and soot? I hope it isn't Chinese lard.

I've been trying to think this "carbon trading" idea through. I think it means that we can pay foreign governments to keep their populations from joining the consumer boom so that we can carry on with ours and keep us all in the manner we are so used to we might crack up if it had to be reduced. Even by 5%.

Has anyone got an alternative suggestion.

Hey- I noticed in the list of happy-snappies that it contained only city types.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 04:13 pm
Never mind answers you tw*t while you've been maligning me I've been at the station picking Aussies up.

Yes that sentence needs a full stop.

I will repeat (irrespective of the morality of subjugating other countries and amassing an empire with all that that entails) if you force entry to an event which is all-ticket in an all-seater stadium then it is obvious to the meanest intelligence (though not Spendi's apparently) that you are commiting theft and probably other crimes and misdemeanours as well.

And, you probably come from Liverpool (although Smorgs would never do this) :wink:

Okay I'm bored with this now.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 04:23 pm
Sorry for intruding but how come 'spendi' puts his big foot in it every time he opens his gob?
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 04:27 pm
Because Brittish people are horrible.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 06:15 pm
The Pentacle Queen wrote:
Because Brittish people are horrible.
Well not all PQ. But too many I agree. I was born in Ashton under lyne, so I'm not Brittish.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 11:43 pm
...and I was born in Liverpool, so I'm not British!

'as useless as a one-legged man in an arse kicking competition'

Mornin' all.

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