THE BRITISH THREAD II

@smorgs,

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It was all those veggies! Never trust a man who is a vegetarian - they make very poor lovers...

That is incorrect scientifically. Although a moral veggie might have a problem with live meat on the hoof.

The cholesterol of a non-veggie clogs up the arteries and restricts blood flow making the engorgement of the penile vesicles sluggish which itself gives rise to anxieties which further compound the problem psychologically.

What you want for a good old fashioned ream-out smorgsie is an immoral veggie.

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We was robbed!

Now I'm off to watch Masterchef.

Cooking just doesn't get tougher than this.

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@spendius,

Was that an offer?

Never said it was scientific, spendytofu...

Who'd want to shag Hitler?

With that 'tache and no post coital fag...

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@smorgs,

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Must say, I had a lot of fun with the control group though...

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yo funny

AEG box? AIG no?

And that Ms Trimble girl was really hot. Well done Corpus Christi though I was routing for the Mancs.

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BNP pussies?

Why, that's an insult to pussies - twats more like (or is that an insult to twats?).

Been at Old Trafford all day (in the AEG box to those with an interest in such matters). Buffet wasn't up to much, and no bikkies till the afternoon - but the bikkies were proper posh ones, no Nice or Rich Tea though...

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Bet she's rubbish in bed - mind full of booklearnin'.

It'll all change when she swaps the Petrie dish for a Belfast sink (they're trendy again you know).

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...even is she's a veggie.

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@smorgs,

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Bet she's rubbish in bed - mind full of booklearnin'.

Oh--I don't know about that. I personally prefer ladies who have their minds on other things. Reading an instruction manual on how to point the chimney stack whilst eating a crispy apple is ideal and then laughing sardonically on the juddering bit. It saves a lot of time and needless sweating and thrutching which could be better spent perfecting one's snooker skills.

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Mornin'.

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@spendius,

Mornin'.

Thrutching, that's a brilliant word, Spendy.

I'm going to the doctors today to see about a mole. Maulwurf, the German word for the homophone. I am a mole and I live in a hole.
No it's not a homophone. An identiphone? An alternative meaning.

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@McTag,

Well good luck with the mole. They can be awkward little blighters. I came across the evidence of a few last week in Cornwall. Speaking of which our friend down there is going to build an eco lodge and grow carrots for the alpacas. Its really a log cabin. Ok a shed with a windmill. Anyway I have been asked to give advice on a suitable wind turbine. So naturally I'm asking the experts on A2k. Smile

(as its near the end of Newquay airport it mustn't be so big that it swipes planes out of the sky)

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@Steve 41oo,

Yo, Steve

Aren't you impressed by our close encounter with Sralex?

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@smorgs,

That's a detail from a set of topographic maps, made around 1800 by the Prussian general Carl Ludwig von Le Coq. And it shows the farm and hamlet of my ancestors.

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@Walter Hinteler,

Gee!! Our lovely British Blue shorthair tom cat just died on the chair behind me. His name is my password.

He was curled up asleep, as usual, and I was cruddling the seven letter word game when I heard a bump. I looked round and he was on the floor with one of his claws fast on the seat of the chair. I picked him up and I knew right away he was a goner. I rushed him to the vets and they pronounced him DOA.

So we are all a bit fed up. But it was entirely peaceful.

Thanks for the memory.

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@spendius,

Oh Spendi.... I'm so sorry. ohhhhh.............. Sad

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@spendius,

That's really sad Spendy. Commiserations. A few weeks ago "our" ugly ginger and white tom cat who owned the rights to several properties in the vicinity popped his claws. The old lady next door who fussed over him followed soon after.

Pets are members of family. I'm not being flippant in saying there is a grieving process to go through.

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@Steve 41oo,

Yep Stevie...sorry..... for you and Ros...

re your neighbour too Sad

not sure that Spendi does hugs..... but... hugs to y'all anyway. x

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@Izzie,

Thanks Izz. Barney was my password too! Scratching vicious little bastard, but he was a character.

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@Steve 41oo,

Barney liked Germans - so he must have been a bastard Wink

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Sorry to hear about your cat spends.

Have you buried him in a nice spot?

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